I'm just hoping someone can fill me in with one big post or a series of tid bits in an MSN chat. Then, I'll get to work on putting Fiona in this awesome flash forward in the wonderful world of Dessies! : D
First things first, check out the Dessipedia thread
http://thelifestream.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3748 We've been keeping Bios and main info in there, so it will help with knowing about the characters, the locations and the factions that are hunting the Dessie's. Although it's going to be very hard to summarize what's happened, best to try read it all otherwise you'll miss a lot of plot devices that evolve as the story goes, and also might run into a lot of continuity errors with things other people have said. But if you want something to give you a rough idea of what's happened then.
First some general infomation about the writers.
Alex and Bex are lesbians.
Mumble joined the RP.
Satsu is now a woman.
I am now a Judge Magister. Bow before me or die.
Tennyo is an ambiguous-gendered singer.
Ninira is Tina, because being Named Terra and having a character named Terra was confusing.
Jenovas-Fifth is the only person with enough sanity to keep to one username.
Now onto the summary!
4 Years after the events of Season 1...
- Setting is te City of Osea, capitol of Artolia.
- Idris is lurking on rooftops keeping an eye on the other Dessie's
- Fiona and Thetis are living in some shitty apartment in the Orange Zone, which is an area of the city that is run down and crime is abundant.
- Fiona needs to get Milk. Thetis's Milk.
- Kerr has been going around killing dessie's and anyone caught in the middle, killed a lot of people in the city's main hospital
- Mumble's character Kram is George Clooney in disguise.
- Jettison Brand lives in the sewers and can change appearence, she killed a bunch of troopers investigating down there for another crazy company called Denann who made Jettison I believe (their try at Dessie's). Denann also has this scientist chick there who's like a cyborg or something who loves bubblegum.
- Terra is living with Emma, was going home from work, fell over.
- Thetis delivers Pizza for Mr. Garfiel from Fullmetal Alchemist. She delivers a Pizza to Kerr's room at a motel.
- Kerr tries to kill her, they fight, they start tearing the motel up.
- The army catches onto them. Major Kijo Matsuya takes command of the situation and sends tanks, troops and VTOL gunships to deal with them.
- Idris notices the comotion, goes 'oh shit' and drops a building on some thugs running from the motel area.
- Idris meets Kram, who is a flanboyant person on a mission to save women or something. He wears some kind of suit that is like that Kamen Rider stuff. He has a bike. Also he's a dessie from another of Viola's branches.
- At some point Kram found Terra who had fell over, and took her against all known logic into the battlezone, and left her with the guy who built Kram's armor, who had turned up in some tank thing.
- Army arrives, starts shooting, the Dessie's beat the snot out of them.
- Elsewhere, Emma is at home, some flashbacks happen, about her getting a job, getting an apartment, and getting laid

. She sees the crap going on at the motel on TV and is all 'oh shit! Terra's near there!" then grabs her mouse companion and takes off.
- On the way there she runs into soldiers who try to stop her entering the area - she beats the shit out of them.
- Kijo is not happy about the losses to her troops, but then speaks with her commander who has decided to call in IRIN International, a private military company created by Vargas after he left Viola for dead. Shortly after, Sophalla (the smiling nutcase of a Viola General from the old story) shows up in an IRIN airship, which has a big lazor on the front which is about to incinerate them.
- Elsewhere, former President of Viola, Jason Spencer, is still being tried after all these years for all the shit his company did. New evidence brings the Destrillian project to the public eye.
- Meanwhile, in some unknown place, a figure lingers in the darkness. It is lured in by a light offering salvation, but then suspects that IT'S A TRAP! and refusues. The light gets angry and turns into a Giant Eye and envelopes the figure, where they are then taken by a shadowy figure resembling a girl.
- Various characters have flashbacks as a means of filler while we waited for Tennyo to post. Fiona showed up somewhere in them, as did Cameo's from Ronin, Eve and that Ariel girl (She dies in Kerr's).
- Back at the motel area, Emma arrives and sprouts a big tree to cover everyone's escape into the sewers. Idris and Terra are happy to see her, then down to the sewers with everyone.
^ I think that's the jist of it.