EXTREME MATH THREAD!

Mormz

Pro Adventurer
AKA
Dustin
#1
HEY! Do you like math? If you answered 'no', then you're a TWAT!
Math is so fucking fly, all the bitches love it.

Yo, English, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but math is the best subject of all time! OF ALL TIME!

Ha! Want to see something BAD ASS? 12 x 12 WHAT THE FUCK!? Holy shitknocks, this dude just fucking made a problem. HOW THE FUCK WILL YOU SOLVE THAT SHIT? Ha, you don't even need to, 'cause you memorised perfect squares all the way up to 100. Every single one of them. You already know that the answer is ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTY FOUR! FUCK!

I just typed that number out 'cause it's so BAD ASS!

Alright, you did the easy shit, now check out this bitch:
1,492!

FUCK! Is that a goddamned factorial? In this thread!? SHIT SON!

Ha, now, you could be a little pussy and go to a factorial calculator on the interwebs, but you're not a pussy. NO! You're gonna fucking multiply all of those integers like a true BAD ASS!

Wait, you already have the answer? Ha, DAMN, you're right, it is 191300331592999375973372951943991758190314910633448058055326384937831791404759208260544127980707385267687663774601162703219178736625706374602338003429 454286453869562288286055608391264194598720816256389170512023223700653250791350642844981533766434010085585386639172659467021481640389647669844943950086 703449422436131564517518892423182386566159171057336830755586915170980942750795459550216444675878795479713924326209690275902462668338307794113841923349 248772643374889473857376739420407894285361914252982188117878182260601530042781875869169225397560132647215508416894416602509916403541659326698217049309 312037902493369603400152176413838663408821461015889858753237269616953574865699275016235070668759873631096186124542392772822915719236089189040492639858 596825402346129354222191207641547170217460768599651223717845140305261832031146863528094950692813183647626996870618316761667854914491373783139992450325 775734238119992138214751356058867279148839875281955774137850958942402679236954474816903634706568293625636714124212536773119233761477479652815593756213 905173943574259308749178568282799983300968586191353853553185697084230337448138212613422365237062773749859741525322931601943333192105094248444135593853 294690818019472023309742906593911846354311133201356741187822960003475952789579717395022782868436355453149156439539792944510508622729681089733658566433 079034702021838142063599850469974881336970430532951908108330256406599731831102284481270047392366021751297883510901325528966303056687902116787862255021 752098677695110140675560876011741543617462223194876841923906700093256898599176712022518772667922048146659392324303306472543392679954573276185068881359 447412080832831481941614685066632695572172756461404524316284675613788852838379539640384656714893674433855139564240045849247098846163985727538999271117 314597017859429336544115958507111604542171877668216064582086561313939898424296896652777129241649638450596861603870157115566291836443904120624894395897 530400665051296341830578651344859792640171236772229718796953119624854234690070314676456904694244219976500039039146268152443324023380890278033973565603 057592422681437080720162318856653824337076528037943928263966854925791567906615872214550556474032951825637099936974111204116519454868000095445468264465 965111374250994020386787500451516578809715815898037918698810657966071258032298071982572728026670352724419660860043402953148885732760787764739587356354 597641642221768851883542017689835152802173009459101635968620268399639939256597165749104831366932306301648202058880563468903170369733182918739069997535 707244866076170754333398484531419966915380691986124335699747828648171289904437939351654318610875691490815624760259800329056968914392692637003263625877 239662986080772754378945884721901441851963754769867722657076141600613525657952569929665161064401970004715821555325529942267951441911111261181262022120 948941096753477943622131136423136442048901114190861740714244956429009954183648307954455111288075826951224144290402948991042898998947112220329735301991 667703576476537910269772726535480204567138973389105472965596339690338518724068738854541470954627522163864304824103359441022988617641213830388573565701 093630876825158673039307925518632020385461998108029197371781444655105729555035011641326881004314203069138641678602517841407470313983889525550621259483 926286065136175561921582464940859009873590474548775688431422136709220129464724807466943186754047725628099924899848059716842648101176248699166818429424 332930944765685200329628263022415767186928657218381905164958725753504977460181497304119010448966771281485233249213301792065082403767669378361724930893 939345128159304539259950057676138953684197210525608708526851075930960558903372624073862605381457943074630419850706550784000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000


HOLY SHIT! Do you see the blood on my walls? That's 'cause you just BLEW MY MIND!

Ha, now check some of this shit out:

1/2 - 1/3x + 209/567 = 124/1991

SHIT! THAT'S AN EQUATION! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Ha, what's the first thing you're gonna do? Ha, get rid of those fucking faggot fractions!

Now, you could be a pussy and multiply each of the denominators one at a time. But you're not a pussy, are you? Take that fucking greatest common factor and rape that problem in the EYE!

(6,773,382)(1/2) - (1/3)x + (209/567) = (124/1991)

DAMN! Time for some BAD ASS numbers!

3,386,691 - 2,257,794x + 2,496,714 = 421,848

BITCHIN'!
5,461,557 = 2,257,794x

Now, x = 2.41897932

DAMN! You fucking jizzed all in that equations reticle! Fuck yeah!

MATH!

POAST!
 

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
#5
42.

Thread ended, ha ha, doesn't belong in this section. You're free to start anew, but this time make it with a subject to discuss and/or in fuckery.
 

Atticus

Kissed by Fire
#16
Doesn't matter, because the equation still works: 41+1 = 42 = 42.
But you can't have an infinite number of theories for the universe! Those string theorists think they have five different answers and they're beating themselves up over it. WE FOUND AN INFINITE NUMBER OF SOLUTIONS. We have to choose one.
 

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
#17
But you can't have an infinite number of theories for the universe! Those string theorists think they have five different answers and they're beating themselves up over it. WE FOUND AN INFINITE NUMBER OF SOLUTIONS. We have to choose one.
Actually, it makes sense - the universe is infinite, the amount of calculations to create 42 is infinite, but all that complexity and infinity is neatly packaged in a simple two-digit integer that everyone can understand: 42.
 
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