FFVII.. endless crisis ??

[Aki]

Alex, I heard your uncle and you used to have "Special time" when he was babysitting you.

Saying its a japanese realese only seals the deal on this Uber fake game. Like they'd miss out on the chance to make MILLIONS by not traslating it. And if your uncle leaked it, I dont think he'd be working at SE much longer.




I heard the next title in the compilation takes place 15 years after DoC. Tifa's large breasts have grown droopy, Cloud get sick of sitting on his arse of his delievery firm. So he sells it, buys a Hardy Daytona...and has an affair with the now hotty of the world. Marlene.

Its called Midlfe Crisis

 

[Alex]

Alex, I heard your uncle and you used to have "Special time" when he was babysitting you.

No that was me and your uncle. He wept like a bitch, but he was so hot for it.

Uber fake game

O RLY?

 

[Dashell]

Yuffie better be naked in this.

 

[Alex]

She is. I played as Naked Yuffie in the demo

 

[Aki]

Go for it, my uncles a crack head from seacroft. x

 

[NoenGaruth]

Yuffie better be naked in this.

^This.

 

[Dashell]

She is. I played as Naked Yuffie in the demo

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Max Payne]

At least some folks around here can take a joke.

 

[Aki]

hey, if you can take a dick...you can take a joke


I think there should be a game where Barret is on the run from Tha Man. With lots of stereotyplical afro-american sayings. Like "Damn thats good chicken!" "wheres ma money bitch"

 

[Dashell]

At least some folks around here can take a joke.

yep....

I think there should be a game where Barret is on the run from Tha Man. With lots of stereotyplical afro-american sayings. Like "Damn thats good chicken!" "wheres ma money bitch"

while others... can't MAKE a joke....

 

[Aki]

Come on...Barrets whole persona was based on a racist view of how japs view American black males. Hell I bet Mr T was the only black guy they had ever seen. And in AC it just killed it when he rings Cloud and calls him a "Foo"

 

[Max Payne]

Oh good lord lol.

With a complimentary

 

[Alex]

Coincidently I used that argument to troll Mako for like 2 whole pages in another thread a few months ago.

 

[Aki]

Meh, go shit yourselves

 

[DrakeClawfang]

I heard the next title in the compilation takes place 15 years after DoC. Tifa's large breasts have grown droopy, Cloud get sick of sitting on his arse of his delievery firm. So he sells it, buys a Hardy Daytona...and has an affair with the now hotty of the world. Marlene.

Its called Midlfe Crisis

Win.

 

[Dashell]

Meh, go shit yourselves

I'd... rather not... thanks though.

 

[Max Payne]

Meh, go shit yourselves

Rofl.

Calm yourself kid.

 

[Alex]

Meh, go shit yourselves

 

[DrakeClawfang]

She is. I played as Naked Yuffie in the demo

O really?

You only get to play as Cloud in the demo, unfortunately.

The troll can't even keep his own bullshit straight. Cute. I'm sure he has a convenient explanation though.

 

[Max Payne]

People who can't take a joke: 0

Troll: 2

guess who lost the game.

 

[Dashell]

guess who lost the game.

Naked Yuffie?

 

[Joker]

O really?



The troll can't even keep his own bullshit straight. Cute. I'm sure he has a convenient explanation though.

Did you just notice that that was intentional, or is it just the residual anger from finding out that it's not "just another action-RPG"?

 

[Bex]

O really?
The troll can't even keep his own bullshit straight. Cute. I'm sure he has a convenient explanation though.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

Did you just notice that that was intentional, or is it just the residual anger from finding out that it's not "just another action-RPG"?

What? You actually thought I bought that story? I was humoring him to see how far he'd go.

 

[Joker]

Hey, we have something in common! I like to pretend like I was playing along when I get called out on being clueless, too!