FFVII Shipping Bingo!

[Octo]

We thought this would be a fun little project for everyone to get involved with. Based on Fangu's genius XII bingo that can be found in the sidebar here: http://iamfangu.tumblr.com/

So basically we need suggestions; characters, locations, actions etc, and then Fangu can work her magic.

PLEASE NOTE: ALL RESULTING SHIPS ARE MANDATORY

 

[Fangu]

Yay!!

Okay so, let's just begin with the very basics - there are no limits to het/gay, this bingo draws two names (checking the second against the first to avoid duplicates), and that's it. It also draws just two. We could make checkboxes for that stuff later.

Then it picks a location, a date and an action z does (sometimes towards x) in this pattern:

var theDate = "Their first date was " + location;
theDate += " where they " + date;
theDate += " and then " + y + " " + action + ". ";

You get the picture.

So far I have (just chucking in the arrays cus easier):

Names:

var characters = new Array("Tseng", "Elena", "Rude", "Reno", "Cloud", "Tifa", "Aerith", "Barret", "Rufus", "Cid", "Veld", "Vincent");

Locations: Need suggestions!

Dates:

var dates = new Array("cooked spaghetti together", "had too much (Madhu)", "started fighting", "did push-ups together", "listened to terrible music", "told each other their life stories", "cursed at each other for an hour", "told each other terrible jokes", "swapped clothes", "played boardgames", "glared at each other for half an hour", "held hands", "discussed the various colours of (Flans)", "sharpened (Ninja blades)", "plucked wings off butterflies", "thumb restled", "told each other dirty jokes", "read out loud from a mystery novel");

Actions:

var actions = new Array("got a little clingy", "decided to jump " + x, "serenaded " + x, "bought " + x + " ice cream", "combed lovingly through " + x + "'s hair", "spoon-fed " + x + " chocolate pudding", "tried desperately getting into " + x + "'s pants", "stared at " + x + " for an hour without saying a word", "fell asleep", "tripped when trying to kiss " + x, "started whining about waffles", "decided to go home", "passed out from happiness", "held a long speech on (Archadian) politics, making " + x + " almost pass out from boredom", "made shadow animals while " + x + " remained unamused", "started crying while " + x + " desperately tried to comfort", "smacked " + x + " for staring at their behind", "decided this would be a one time thing only", "asked for a second date to which " + x + " simply frowned", "plucked overgrown hairs from " + x + "'s arm");

A lot of these will probably look strange on VII characters as I made them for XII characters, so we should probably ditch some of them.

 

[Fangu]

Oh, and for examples, see here: http://iamfangu.tumblr.com/tagged/xii-shipping-bingo

 

[Morello]

I love this idea!

Some location suggestions:

The Shinra building elevator
The chocobo farm
The gondola ride (too obvious? Kind of has to be done though, doesn't it?)
The ghost hotel
The playground in the slums (Shamefully I can't remember the sector!)
The old Gongaga reactor
The sunken Gelnika
Bone village
Goblins bar
the train graveyard
The Sector Seven Support Pillar

And can Sephiroth go on dates too? Zack? Hojo!

Can't wait to play this!

 

[Fangu]

Adding!

A comment, though - what I've found is that very specific locations works better than general ones - i.e. "the most expensive room in the Honey Bee Inn", "the engine room of the sunken Gelnika" etc.

Also what's the name of that guy who controls Cait Sith X(

Edit: Aaaand it's up!

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

OMG you guys work fast.

 

[Morello]

I just got:
NEW! VII shipping bingo
You now ship Cloud with Cid.

Their first date was the ghost hotel where they cooked spaghetti together and then Cid plucked overgrown hairs from Cloud's arm.

I can see them doing this. Why can I see them doing this?

Thank you for making this game!

 

[Ami]

You now ship Reeve with Elena. Their first date was the stable of the Chocobo farm where they listened to terrible music and then Elena serenaded Reeve.

 

[Morello]

You now ship Reno with Elena.

Their first date was in the train graveyard where they had too much wine and then Elena decided this would be a one time thing only.

(Won't keep posting these here, although you do know I'm going to be playing this all afternoon now?) But this one - this could happen. And that is almost certainly what Elena would decide.

 

[Fangu]

You now ship Hojo with Rude.

Their first date was in Elmyra's house where they overdosed on coffee and then Rude bought Hojo ice cream.

Hahaaa

I added a few more locations and things. Keep suggesting stuff and I'll add them as I see them

Edit: Oooohh got Tseng/Elena

Accurate.

 

[Keveh Kins]

All of these would make great crackfic

You now ship Vincent with Aerith.

Their first date was in the gym room of the Shinra building where they played boardgames and then Aerith fell asleep.

 

[Teioh]

You now ship Rude with Reno.

Their first date was in the staircase of the Shinra building where they told each other their life stories and then Reno serenaded Rude.

First Rude related ship that doesn't involve pulling the wings off butterflies This one is kinda cute.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Locations - the ladies' powder-room at the ski-lodge in Icicle Inn.

The coffee shop at the Sector One Train Station (okay I invented that)

The lingerie department of Les Marroniers department store, Midgar's Harvey Nicks.

 

[Keveh Kins]

^Atop the fur pelt rug in Mr. Holzoff's cabin

 

[Dream Seeker]

New here but I have to post this:

You now ship Tifa with Reno.

Their first date was in the Sector Seven Support Pillar where they swapped clothes and then Reno spoon-fed Tifa chocolate pudding.

I love this!

 

[Octo]

errrr help im a twat. i cant find it?

Edit. nvm Found it. Im still a twat though.

xD this is priceless

You now ship Tseng with Zack.
Their first date was in the main tent of Bone village where they plucked wings off butterflies and then Zack passed out from happiness.

You now ship Aerith with Barret.
Their first date was in the gym room of the Shinra building where they told each other their life stories and then Barret plucked overgrown hairs from Aerith's arm.

This is the greatest thing ever!

 

[Fangu]

Locations - the ladies' powder-room at the ski-lodge in Icicle Inn.

The coffee shop at the Sector One Train Station (okay I invented that)

The lingerie department of Les Marroniers department store, Midgar's Harvey Nicks.

^Atop the fur pelt rug in Mr. Holzoff's cabin

Added!

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

You now ship Tifa with Rufus.

Their first date was in the lingerie department of Les Marroniers department store (Midgar's Harvey Nicks) where they read out loud from a mystery novel and then Rufus stared at Tifa for an hour without saying a word.

It forgot to add that he was doing the staring while she was trying on underwear trying to get him to help decide which silk teddy she should buy.

 

[Octo]

locations : cactuar island.
at a performance of Loveless
Mukki's beach hut
the Turtles Paradise
the Wall Market dress shop

actions: puked profusely
giggled uncontrolably
played paintball
played 20 questions
got pregnant

 

[Fangu]

locations : cactuar island.
at a performance of Loveless
Mukki's beach hut
the Turtles Paradise
the Wall Market dress shop

Added!

I put the next block in as this:
puked profusely <-- something y did (and then y...)
giggled uncontrolably <-- something they both did (where they...)
played paintball <-- something they both did
played 20 questions <-- something they both did
got pregnant <-- I'm guessing 'y' for this one (since 'they got pregnant' is something we already established is a term we don't use, lol) but then we have to allow mPreg and I'm not too fond of mPreg

Do correct me if you intended it otherwise!

 

[Octo]

well lthough Im against mpreg in general it would be pretty funny. i dont mind either way

 

[Fangu]

Added

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

You now ship Vincent with Cid.

Their first date was in the ghost hotel where they listened to terrible music and then Cid started crying while Vincent desperately tried to comfort.

Pretty sure I've read this one on ff.net

edited to add

You now ship Aerith with Zack.

Their first date was in Tseng's office where they discussed the various colours of Flans and then Zack decided to go home.

and edited again for

You now ship Tifa with Tseng.

Their first date was on the gondola ride where they did push-ups together and then Tseng spoon-fed Tifa chocolate pudding.

This one I could happily spend some time picturing!

 

[Keveh Kins]

You now ship Tifa with Cloud.

Their first date was atop the fur pelt rug in Mr. Holzoff's cabin where they cursed at each other for an hour and then Cloud decided to jump Tifa.

Love Triangle Debate settled, Cloud was just a dick the whole time.

Could see that happening though, considering how put upon everyone was by the time they reached Holzoff's place, frayed tempers and the like

You now ship Shera with Rude.

Their first date was in Goblins bar where they giggled uncontrollably and then Rude stared at Shera for an hour without saying a word.

That does sound like Rude

 

[Clement Rage]

Got a weirdly appropriate one that went something like

Barret and Tseng in the playground where they played twenty questions and Barret started crying and Tseng tried desperately to comfort them.

Completely possible, and very sad.


Their first date was in Mukki's beach hut where they sharpened swords and then Hojo asked for a second date to which Vincent simply frowned.

Heheh.