Okaaay, here we go! I'm writing this as I go along the chapter.
Totally nostalgic with the opening. I feel like I haven't played this for years... maybe because I haven't. Whoops!
Right, here we go with the mission.
Newcomer, Barret? O rly?
Yep, still annoyed how the enemies run right past Barret...
The controls are relatively familiar. I just realised how you automatically progress to level 7 after the first battle. Wow, never noticed that before.
Ok, setting configuration settings.
I really want to piss around with the names here, but I actually cba for a change. Sticking with the original ones for a change.
Ha, that's right. Barret, step IN Cloud.
Trying hard not to switch the elevator to go back up, I seem to make that mistake every time I play.
Barret's like, "LOOK AT ME, I'M GODZILLA."
I find it slightly annoying that although you find the Restore Materia, you can't actually equip it until a bit later. :/
First boss was easy. Next, please.
Call me a bitch, but I didn't interact with Aerith (definitely keeping her name like that, fuck this Aeris shit). I really want the date with Tifa is all. Well actually, I accidentally did, but I told her to get out of here.
I'm fighting the Shinra soldiers. They ain't got nothing on me!
Aww, poor Biggs. I asked what he had in mind for his future. :/
Also just realising how ridiculous Barret sounds openly announcing the next explosion's going to be bigger at the train station. It's no wonder what happens later just... well, happens.
Going to do a little exploring/levelling up in the train graveyard. Orrr maybe not. Being a little bit naive then, so just going to move on with the story.
Yay, Tifa! Hello, permanent fixture to my party.
Aww, cute little Cloud with a ponytail. I like the flashbacks to him and Tifa in particular.
Now onto the next reactor mission. Think I'm going to grind the characters for a while before I get back to the story.
Ok, so after some grinding, time to get srs...
The reactor mission was quite uninteresting until the boss fight. Got the synchronised thing with Barret and Tifa for the first time. Colour me surprised!
Ok, boss battle time. BARRET GOT 709 DAMAGE FROM HIS LIMIT BREAK. WTAF. I think the random number generator must be broken with him, he's got some critical strikes since acquiring him.
Um, same with Cloud, but with 715 damage. I'm not progressing too far, right? D:
I mean, we have:
Cloud - Level 11
Barret - Level 10
Tifa - Level 10
Scratch that, Barret's now 11 after the boss.
Ohai Aerith, let's make sure your name is correct. There we go.
Ahahaha, one of the enemies had an attack called tentacle.
Aerith got stuck on a walking loop when I was escaping the church through the hole in the roof. First minor glitch of the game, wahey!
All the resemblance to Zack aside, I'm suspicious by how quickly Aerith is to trust Cloud - especially after the whole Turks thing.
"This guy are sick." That is all.
One thing I don't get: Aerith wants to take Cloud to Sector 7 and her mother says it's too late. How do they know it's late if the sky is dark all the time?
Obviously forgetting they have clocks.
It's nice to see the very subtle reference to Zack when Elmyra says: "SOLDIER... the last thing Aerith needs to get her feelings hurt again..."
Oh fuck, I didn't get past Aerith the first time. Let's try again...
Ok, nailed it this time. But I wonder where Elmyra is at this point? I find it slightly strange how she's not there when we're sneaking out.
Also I used to think that Aerith had some kind of Ancient power that lets her teleport when I was younger. Still suspicious of this now...
Damn, and I thought I'd get through without a battle before the playground!
Ok, the playground part now. Yes, I want to see you home, Aerith. You're ruining my Cloti experience.
Take a break? For nonsensical crap? I much prefer Aerith in CC than in this game, haha. I must sound so bitter!
Because it's totally normal for two twentysomethings to be hanging out in a playground that's deserted. Yup.
It does make me wonder if she ever told Cloud Zack's name.
Aha, I imagine Tifa's thinking, "Damn, that bitch has my maaan!"
(I totally wish I could record this, but can't because my Elgato is broken. I'll definitely do it for the PS4 port!)
Haha, the moment we all realise it: Cloud's going to cross dress! And so this long mission begins...
Hmm, which medicine to get with this coupon? Ok, got Digestive. I'm going to try this thing I found on Google:
http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/1169/t484022-with-pharmacy-coupon/
Ok, I'm in the club for the first time ever! This is working and so hilarious.
Without any further ado, let's continue with shenanigans...
"How do you put this on!?"
I'm in the same boat, Cloud. I don't really like dresses either. Anyway, time to get to the gym and win this wig!
20 squats in the practice round. Not too shabby.
Time to get this show on the road.
Aha, and 20 squats again! I don't think I'm a combo breaker.
"Walk more nicely like...this. Miss Cloud."
So I went back to the club and just HAD to see the reactions to everyone, haha.
Ok, going to Don's now. I'm really hoping I'll have Cloud be the one to be chosen.
Cloud's wtf when he sees Tifa dressed as he is - brilliant!
"????"
"Cloud!?"
"Why are you dressed like that!? And what are you doing here!?"
Oh God, I'm looking forward to this scene in the remake!
Tifa's really quick to trust Aerith... I wouldn't be so swift myself.
WAT. HE CHOSE AERITH. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE TO ME. WAT.
I want to hear Cloud speak in a feminine voice saying scrubs. It's a must.
I never really saw the scene between Don and the chosen girl as sexual before. Now that I realise if help didn't arrive when it did, it could've potentially become a rape scene. Lovely...
Just went behind his bed and found Hyper, didn't realise that was there. Did it on a whim, interesting.
Down to the sewers we go!
Ahhh, the infamous Shinra music. I love this theme, wonder how it's going to sound remastered? Presuming they're going to remaster the OST, of course.
Boss battle time, woo. I love this theme, too.
Oh wonderful, the train graveyard. This is going to be fun...
After a few battles, I've finally gained Cross-slash!
So the train graveyard wasn't as bad as I thought. Time for some real action now!
I do like the whole sector 7 part of this game with all the heavy emtoions and fighting for everyone
that's inevitably going to die.
Righteo, met up with Barret. Time to see the Turks at their worst. And also kick their arses. Or rather, just Reno.
Fighting him actually didn't seem too bad, it seemed pretty easy.
Ah wait, here's a new discovery. I can go to the menu while Tseng is speaking?
Haha, I want to see Cloud on Barret's shoulder in the remake.
The scene of Sector 7 going down is so tragic and probably one of the first gaming scenes that had my jaw dropped open. Then just seeing the President watching over like a god with his classic music playing in the background? A stroke of genius.
Seeing Barret get angry really lets you see how human he is. You really have to feel for him, he just lost his friends. I can recognise how Sector 7 really is the first major turning point in the game. It really hits home, especially now in a time where terrorism is reported more than you want it to.
"Pull it together, man!" Yep, and you disappear inside of him.
Right, now I'm about to infiltrate Shinra by climbing up this wire. Time to cause chaos and destruction!
Can I just say how much I hate that swinging pole you have to jump onto? It took me 10+ attempts. :/
CREEPY SHINRA MUSIC PLAYS. THE BIG QUESTION LINGERS...
To break in or sneak in quietly?
I usually do both, but for the sake of comedy, let's go for the latter.
Well... I did the latter, but now I'm headed back down through the lift. I didn't want to take the stairs again because it's ridiculous doing it a second time...
After a bit of exploring, it's time to get back to business.
So the coupon room, I've never got all three coupons before. But this time, I'm doing it.
THERE'S AN AIR DUCT!? WAT.
With all three items collected, it's time to sign off and resume my Shinra adventures later! Time to rest. This bed is really cosy, damn Shinra...