*flounce*

[Carlie]

Tiff is too busy looking for Merthur porn to remember birthdays.

Happy Birthday an' shit Hito

 

[Shademp]

We love you Hito, for you are a cool person and an awesome translator.

Keep on truckin' and have a happy birthday!

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

tiff is probably posting john/karkat porn on her blog because i made her read homestuck and created a monster

every1 knows that sollux/feferi porn is where its at

btw if anyone ever finds sollux/feferi porn plz send to me that shit is rarer than unicorn poop

also hito has been possessed by the spirit of ravynne and we're gonna have to exercise him now
:fatalex:

 

[Dana Scully]

happy birthday hito, and don't worry canada will always love you

 

[Flintlock]

Happy birthday!

 

[Celes Chere]

Cats have birthdays too, you lesbian.

crying

AND OMG YOU JERKS DON'T BLAME ME FOR THIS. >='( I slept in okay ;n;

tiff is probably posting john/karkat porn on her blog because i made her read homestuck and created a monster

I KNOW WHAT TO SPAM MY BLOG WITH RN
hey, I could ship something much worse
right
RIGHT???

 

[Cookie Monster]

Happy Birthday homie.

 

[Celes Chere]

oh whoops I still forgot to say happy birthday lol.
So happy birthday.

 

[Zee]

what i have taken out of this is that you are gamzee

happy miracle day
drink your faygo

 

[Soakette]

Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday Dear Hito
Happy Birthday To You!

 

[Tennyo]

I'm sorry, hito.

Here have some cake.

 

[Ⓐaron]

The cake is a lie.

(sorry, I'm just now playing Portal this year; I had to. I'm entirely aware I have become the punchline to an xkcd comic.)

 

[Shademp]

The cake is a lie.

(sorry, I'm just now playing Portal this year; I had to. I'm entirely aware I have become the punchline to an xkcd comic.)

I played it a few months ago, for the first time. I am also that punchline. =(

 

[looneymoon]

fuck you all stop thanking him I WILL NEVER CATCH UP/SURPASS HIM NOW

also happy birthday fuckass

 

[Ryushikaze]

Hito, have a good one, go out, and enjoy yourself as much as you can without getting arrested for a felony.
That's an order, Kitty.

 

[Ryushikaze]

Hito, have a good one, go out, and enjoy yourself as much as you can without getting arrested for a felony.
That's an order, Kitty.

 

[Octo]

Happy Birthday Hito, youre awesome and its not my fault you had to make your own birthday thread I wasn't even here! ;_;

 

[Dashell]

Happy Birthday oh wonderful biased translator of TLS

 

[Joker]

At this point in time, no.

Nobody loves me.

That's why I have to express myself with Evangelion images.

Tch, that's why you come to America. PLANS CAN BE MADE

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Is it possible that like the prettiest girl in school doesn't get asked to the prom because they think everyone else is gonna ask her that everyone else was sure others would make the bday thread?

Anyways happy birthday!

 

[Sprites]

Happy Birthday

 

[Strangelove]

Is it possible that like the prettiest girl in school doesn't get asked to the prom because they think everyone else is gonna ask her that everyone else was sure others would make the bday thread?

No, everyone is just a jerk.

 

[Fangu]

No, everyone is just a jerk.

You're still sad? I even drew you a cat

 

[Strangelove]

There's not been nearly enough cats.

I demand a week of cats.

Cat week.

 

[Winter]

i didn't need to make you a birthday thread because i told you happy birthday subliminally using mind powers because we're life twins and that's how science works