Fuck yeah Ultros!

[Cthulhu]

Best boss ever y/y/n00dz?

 

[Ⓐaron]

If not best boss ever, then damn close.

n00dz would be appreciated, just not of Ultros.

 

[Max Payne]

Didn't some dood ask the producers why Ultros wasn't the main character of FFXIII? lolz

 

[Makoeyes987]

I'd like noodz of Ultros, please.

 

[Cthulhu]

Damn, we should totally start an Ultros pairing thread in the clubs section. He's the only tentacled antagonist (as far as I can recall) in any series. And has the best one-liners, hands-down.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Delicious morsel! Let me get my bib...

 

[Makoeyes987]

Am I the only one who thought Ultros was sexually harassing Terra, when he said that?

 

[Ⓐaron]

No. Especially since tentacle raep followed.

 

[Cthulhu]

lulz, just looked some stuff up on him:

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Ultros

Orthros is a Rank V Elite Mark in Final Fantasy XII. It is fought in the Southern Sluiceway of the Garamsythe Waterway. Being a lecher, Orthos only appears when the party is made up of three female characters

Japs are all into tentacle raep.

He's also in Dissidia, it seems - why have I not been informed of this? I would've fangasmd already:

Orthros appears as a summon in Dissidia. When summoned, its Final Fantasy VI artwork appears and he spews ink across both players' Brave Point gauges, making their Brave Points a mystery. Orthros is obtained in the first stage of the Inward Chaos storyline.

Yaaaouch! Seafood soup!

 

[Ⓐaron]

Well, they always said I was a slow learner... But I eat FAST!

 

[Cthulhu]

Muscle heads? Hate 'em.

Also, we need this: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Awesome_Ultros.png

 

[Ⓐaron]

Uwee hee hee! Game over! Don't tease the octopus, kids!

 

[Cthulhu]

I have more lives than I do arms!

 

[Ⓐaron]

Silence! You are in the presence of octopus royalty! A lowborn thug like you could never defeat me!

 

[Cthulhu]

Oh, all right, Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to do his portrait!!!

 

[Ⓐaron]

I ain't no garden-variety octopus!

 

[Cthulhu]

CTHULHU FHTAGN!

...oh wait.

Man, /v/, I just got back from a scat thread in /d/ and boy am I pooped.