Goodbye Forever

[Lex]

lol not really

I have my granda's funeral on Saturday morning (where I'm carrying the coffin with my brother and some others, fucking hooray for me ) then I'm flying to Tenerife on Sunday and won't be back for a week. I'll try to keep checking stuff on my phone but I won't be taking a laptop or anything so unless the hotel has WiFi (and I don't plan on spending a lot of time in the hotel anyway tbh) I'll be pretty afk for a week or so.

I should still be around for the next few days while I plan this funeral/ my holiday (what a dichotomy that is) then I'll either be radio silence or sporadic.

Just a heads up

 

[Ⓐaron]

Once again, my condolences. Good luck dealing with this crap; if you need anything, be sure to let us know. It's understandable that you'll be disappearing for awhile.

 

[Carlie]

We must play some ME3 before you leave then.

Also sorry about your grandpa. <3

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Wow Lex you gave me a shock! I'm really sorry to hear about your grandfather. I hope the funeral goes well with no drama. Enjoy your fab holiday in Tenerife!

 

[Ghost X]

This thread is the equivalent of a jump scare. I've never been to a funeral involving pallbearers. I'm generally an emotional wreck at funerals, so it'd probably not be a good idea for me to be one anyway . Enjoy Tenerife, indeed.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

You scared the shit outta me Lex. Uncool.

 

[Lex]

Laughing so hard right now. Did not think the thread title would work on anyone. I'm so excited to see if anyone else reacts ;').

I'm kind of high right now if that helps anyone (and its only helping me lol).

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Before you congratulate yourself too much, be advised that I am the world's most gullible person.

 

[Tetsujin]

Goodbye Forever

lol not really

Oh you.

Spoiler

Don't do this again.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

yo i was about to flip the fuck out dude

 

[Ghost X]

@LicoriceAllSorts: I do contest.

 

[Telcontar]

I fell for it.

 

[Fangu]

Be gone with you.

 

[Keveh Kins]

You....you evil genius...I don't...what?


Condolences to your good self and hope all goes well with your family

 

[Octo]

Lex you rotten ape I was genuinely upset then

But I hope the funeral goes well (that doesn't sound right) and that Tenerife is awesome. Don't get sunburnt!

 

[AvecAloes]

CLICK BAIT

but no seriously good luck with everything, dude.

 

[Deleted member 546]

Lex you utter bastard! Fell for it too.
ONCE YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE HERE FOREVAR!!!11

Go get your shit in order and come back fresh as a daisy. You got my number if you need anything. <3

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

I had to consciously remind myself how rough a time you've been having and also that you were high to keep from snarling at ya. Cause I was genuinely afraid you were throwing your hands up and saying fuck it cause of the aforementioned rough times. So yeah, none of that.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

My sympathies, dear. Best of luck to ya.

 

[Ami]

Lex, you cunt.



Tis ok, I love you really.

I think it's disgusting that you're being forced to do these things for the funeral, but then just think about your holiday. You'll be setting off for the summer sun and be leaving us this rain shit behind. Be free and enjoy yourself!

 

[Cabaret]

You man-whore-bastard-fucker! This section needs no extra tension for folks clicking in, the thought of anyone leaving the nest is too stressful on a regular day. Enjoy your high, enjoy your holiday, get through the family and funeral in one piece.

Much love and don't say forever again or I will be forced to apply fake tan and slap you dramatically which chewing gum and jangling my gold chains. If we get on Jeremy Kyle we can split the moniez.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Was I really the only person who wasn't faked out by the title?

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

In my defense, I was tense and feeling unloved by some fairly important people at the time, thus not thinking too clearly

 

[Deleted member 546]

Aaron, you're cynical far beyond the point of irony, I'm willing to bet that you question whether the sun is actually shining on a glorious day.

 

[Cthulhu]

TBH I also didn't believe it, I'm sure Lex would've expressed doubts about staying long before announcing this