Happy Birthday dear Octo
(I know I'm late, it's the fashion you know.)
Your wit and charm win me over,
Your impact here is supah novah.
We love your hair, your style your sex
stories that make us get the windex,
cos you are hawt n you are steamy
when you think of dwarves, you get all creamy.
We love you lots, it's true to say
You make my day, in every way.
So I hope, that this little ditty
Makes you smile (and fondle your..... boooobies!)