hey there shad i know it's late
but birthday or no, i'm on you plate.
you bring me gifts of daily joy
it's clear to all you're my toy boy.
when you get sad, we feel the gloom
but even then your poetic soul blooms
to bring us words of crafted pleasure
and appropriate gifs for good measure.
You're brave and bold and slightly obsessed,
you take on life, put your fears to the test
with bungee jumps and pussy days
or singing with Ami, proving crime pays!
and speaking of crime, your job is a must
to cover the genius about you we sussed*
world domination may not be far off
butt fantasy reads show that your soft
for stories of good triumphing all
and triangles of love not playing ball.
you bring us feels packaged in cute
i'd totally pounce you when you wear a suit
or show off the work you've been putting in at the gym
to not violate you, would be a great sin
you may not know but our world you've changed
at work & our values you've rearranged
with talk of airshups, writings and podcasts
you time here & with me I sincerely hope lasts.
Happy Birthday Shad xxx
* to suss something = to guess correctly something