Feliz Cumpleaños Crepúsculo Mexicano! I would tell you to have lots of sex but lets be honest you're probably doing that already. Enjoy your birthday an' shit.
Got things started right when I got home last night -- girlfriend was waiting in a maid costume and had bought rum and coke. Ordered pizza. Now, I'm off to the Chinese buffet with my dad.
Hey dude, I'm sick and have been in a state of cba-ness about checking out TLS so I missed your birthday. But here I am, so retroactive well wishing can now commence