HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SECRET LOVER WHO IS NO LONGER SECRET AND WHO WAS NEVER REALLY SECRET TO BEGIN WITH LET’S BE HONEST

[fancy]

BUZZ BUZZ BITCH, YOU ARE AMAZING, YOU ARE MY QUEEN B, YOU ARE SO INTELLIGENT, COMPASSIONATE, INSPIRING, AND BEAUTIFUL, YOU MAKE MY VAGINGLE TINGLE, WO AI NI, I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT ALL OF THE HAPPINESS THAT YOU DESERVE AND ALL OF THE LOVE THAT YOU GIVE BE GIVEN BACK TO YOU ????

Aku cinta kamu ?



I know you don’t like cake n sweets but FUCK YOU it’s a hedgehog, mkay?

 

[Alex Strife]

Happy Birthday!!

 

[Ghost X]

Happy Birthday to B, whose edibility could be easily confused with the hedgehog Fancy posted . However, you might prefer something like this to eat?

Spoiler

 

[Roger]

Happy B-Day, B!

 

[Deleted member 546]

Everyone who sniggered at 'meaty feast' raise your hands pl0x.

Happy birthday beautiful B, hope it's a fabulous day an' shit!

 

[Carlie]

Happy Birthday B!

 

[ForceStealer]

Happy birthday!

 

[Flare]

happy birthday B! May you have a lovely day today and get to spend time with good friends! <3

 

[Mother]

Thanks everyone!!!! Spending this morning getting mauled by @solo player sab's dogs so LIFE IS GEWD!

@f a n c y BUZZ BUZZ WO AI NI YOU BLEEP THANK YOU THANK YOU YOU KNOW I'D EAT ANY CAKE IF IT'S YOURS ???

 

[Mother]

Happy Birthday to B, whose edibility could be easily confused with the hedgehog Fancy posted . However, you might prefer something like this to eat?

Spoiler

Is it weird that this makes me hungry??? Meaty feast forever!

 

[CrashOuch]

Happy birthday, B!! Glad it sounds like you've had a good day!! <3

 

[Ite]

Happy birthday B! I’ll see ya next week

 

[solo player sab]

DON’T WORRY YALL I MADE HER TAKE A BIRTHDAY VODKA SHOT WITHIN 10 MIN OF ARRIVING (AT 9AM)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE u asleep on the couch right now but I’m about to wake ur ass up with this:

 

[Joe]

Nuurrrrrrrr

Hope you're having an awesome day girl

 

[Mother]

Nurrrr thank you @Joe, @CrashOuch and @Mr. Ite!

(Segue: Ye! You'll be seeing me and @solo player sab next week! Aiyee!!!)

 

[lithiumkatana17]

HAPPY BIRFDAY B!!!

 

[Mother]

HAPPY BIRFDAY B!!!

Thanks hun! Virgos unite!

 

[Carlie]

That kind of sounded like vaginas unite.

 

[Channy]

BBBBBBBB I didn't have faceboook to remind me, I missed your day

I hope it was as fantastical as you are and that Sab treated you LIKE A QUEEN. A QUEEN SAB.

 

[Mother]

@Channy Thanks hunny! She did indeed treat me like a queen ?

 

[solo player sab]

@Channy yes ma’am!! Our Queen B deserves nothing but the best