Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Shademp]

*starts sweating*

Who is the imposter?! Who is the evil one? Who do I have to shoot?!!!

 

[Teva]

*starts sweating*

Who is the imposter?! Who is the evil one? Who do I have to shoot?!!!

Neither of them, they're the same person.

 

[crack]

YOU HAVE TO SHOOT A, SHADEY. THAT'S THE FAKE ALISE. D :<

God, I hate Audrey.

 

[crack]

Neither of them, they're the same person.

Oh lawd.

 

[Celes Chere]

SO HOW WERE YOU AS ME?

I THINK I MADE AN EXCELLENT YOU.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

THE ONE WITH EMMY ROSSUM CLEARLY.

 

[Teva]

YOU HAVE TO SHOOT A, SHADEY. THAT'S THE FAKE ALISE. D :<

God, I hate Audrey.

Wow . . .






Erm . . . okay.

 

[A]

Neither of them, they're the same person.

No it's not. I'm Alise, and the Alise account is Audrey.


Stop confusing everyone Audrey.

 

[crack]

I'M THE REAL ALISE, AND I SAY THAT THE FAKE ALISE WHO IS THE REAL FAKE HERE.

 

[Teva]

Oh lawd.

Um okay you're the real Alise!

The other one's Audrey . . .











amirite?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

CAN I SEE AN EXAMPLE POST AS ME, TIFF?

 

[A]

THE ONE WITH EMMY ROSSUM CLEARLY.

The one with Emmy Rossum is me, the real Alise.

STOP THAT AUDREY.

 

[crack]

Um okay you're the real Alise!

The other one's Audrey . . .

Yeah. I'm the real Alise. The other one is just Audrey.

 

[A]

Um okay you're the real Alise!

The other one's Audrey . . .

NO, I'm the real Alise. The other one is Audrey. Audrey has Alise as one of her AKA's, and her name is Alise. Why would she have that? Because she copied the AKA off of me.

 

[Shademp]

Neither of them, they're the same person.

You think it's her wave probability function that's diffracting?!! That would indeed make those two the same person!!!

 

[Teva]

The one with Emmy Rossum is me, the real Alise.

STOP THAT AUDREY.

Ah I get it now. *facepalms self*




I'm so slow sometimes.

Hiya there Alise.

Okay so wait why is Audrey pretending to be you, that's really cynical---ingenious but cynical.

Also *goes on deviantart* I have to look up artz and stuffz.

 

[A]

Yeah, I'm the real Alise.

Hey Teva, sup?

 

[crack]

Stop lying Audrey! I'm the real Alise.

 

[A]

STFU Audrey.

 

[crack]

no u.

 

[A]

You are very bad as acting like Alise.

 

[Teva]

Yeah, I'm the real Alise.

Hey Teva, sup?

Nothing much, just chilling.

You?

 

[crack]

Why would I be bad at acting as Alise when I am her?

 

[crack]

Nothing much, just chilling.

You?

I'm Alise.

 

[A]

Now I'm getting confused.

@ Teva: We were having an argument with barbecue, remember? I'm the real Alise, just check the last few pages.

And I'm doing okay. Bit dizzy, tbh.