Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[I Am Not Me]

MJ

LET'S MEET IN A FLOWERFIELD!!!!1

 

[null.]

Dear fucking god, how do you manage to turn everything sexual???

 

[I Am Not Me]

It's my special ability. I learned it by equipping some special toys and gaining experience.

 

[null.]

Good, I was afraid you were born like this.

 

[A]

Hey nully, do you have MSN?

 

[null.]

Hey little dude #2.

Nay, verily.

 

[A]

Aw.

I'm little dude #2?

 

[Celes Chere]

It's the way of Meibito.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Good, I was afraid you were born like this.

Don't be afraid of the truth.


Bye everyone! Time to go!

 

[null.]

And just like that, Little Dude rode off into the sunset.

... I'm thinking of becoming the forum narrator.

 

[A]

You would be perfect for that.

 

[null.]

As lolis frolicked merrily among the chat, the forums themselves trembled with the insatiable furies of rival fanboys. Teal deer roamed the boards; dramaz were imminent.

 

[Joker]

And you can always hear them coming...the birds get quiet. Dogs start barking. The sky grows dark.

The animals are always the first to know, you know.

 

[A]

As lolis frolicked merrily among the chat, the forums themselves trembled with the insatiable furies of rival fanboys. Teal deer roamed the boards; dramaz were imminent.

Loli's, where?

And can I be your assistant?

 

[null.]

Narrator assistant, or loli assistant?

 

[A]

Both.

 

[Joker]

Hm. Dead thread is dead.

Where has everyone gone this weekend? =/

 

[A]

I cba to post in the Chit Chat thread anymore, now that I've become quite addicted with MSN.

 

[Munky]

I was away and now I'm back. Greetings, thread!

 

[Joker]

Welcome back home!

But everyone else's gone...

 

[A]

Hi Munky! <3 How was your trip?

 

[Joker]

Sleep.

Please dismantle
All these phantom limbs

 

[Shademp]

Urr......you young whippersnappers...get off my lawn...

 

[Munky]

Welcome back home!

Thanks!

Hi Munky! <3 How was your trip?

Uh, it was good. My friend got me the new Kingdom Hearts Sephiroth figure for my birthday. It was exhausting, though. I hated the bus journey down so much that I ended up booking a flight back home.

 

[A]

Sounds like fun, Glad to know you arrived safely.

By the way, you live in Scotland, right?