Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[crack]

Yah. My mom and dad were there - they're fans of Michael Jackson. Huge fans.

 

[A]

Your mom and dad were there?

OMG they're so lucky!

 

[crack]

LOL, they said a lot of people were crying. I wish I was there, but I probably don't deserve to be in the same stage Michael Jackson is in.

 

[A]

I agree fully with this statement. You are not of deserving.

 

[crack]

SCREW YOU AT LEAST I'M MORE DESERVING THAN YOU.

 

[A]

You're deserving of Richard Simmons.

 

[crack]

HELL YES THAT MAN IS SO SEXY.

 

[A]

...

This guy?

Spoiler

 

[crack]

OMG MOAR

 

[A]

Spoiler

 

[crack]

wtf.

 

[Ⓐaron]

The n00dz are only a shallow and temporary solution to a larger problem. In truth, Aaron just wants his jewgold, and have it multiply.

Jewgold is also only a shallow and temporary solution to a larger problem, actually.

 

[A]

You said you wanted Richard Simmons.

EDIT:

Hi V,

 

[crack]

Yeah, but that's not the real Richard Simmons. I want his n00dz.

 

[A]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUD-tCFKGbc

 

[crack]

LOL, loving the expression on Richard Simmons face. Someone fucking make that into a gif.

 

[A]

I think I remember seeing a gif of it, but cba to find it.

 

[crack]

How do people make gifs anyways? I need to learn.

 

[A]

I only made one, and it took me forever to finish it, even though the gif lasted about three seconds. I suck at making gifs.

 

[crack]

Meh, at least you're good at making graphics.

 

[A]

Thanks - but when I go to Korea I won't have Photoshop, because my laptop doesn't have Photoshop.

 

[crack]

Will you be able to talk to us?

 

[A]

Not much, I think. The time difference, and I'm going to be partying like a crazy bitch spending a lot of time with family and friends.

 

[crack]

NO. YOU DON'T PARTY, YOU HEAR?

IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE LOLI KIDNAPPED.

 

[A]

I'm not going alone, stupid. My sister will most likely be there with me.