Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Joker]

She never did it for me, tbh.

 

[Carlos]

bexy's ass must look like two marshmallows making out

 

[Joker]

I meant Kate Blanchett, but okay, that works, too O.o

 

[Carlos]

I dont know why but..I would hump her.

 

[Bex]

I would do her as an elf, I love slacks.

 

[paoo]

I dont know why but..I would hump her.

You would 'hump' anyone.

 

[Carlos]

I want her to moan with that deep voice oh hers.

 

[Carlos]

You would 'hump' anyone.

 

[Teva]

You would 'hump' anyone that had a vagina and moved.

fixx'd.

 

[Alex]

I think it was more applicable before you 'fixed' it tbh.

 

[Carlos]

fixx'd.

I'd do a quadriplegic.

 

[Teva]

I'd do a quadriplegic.

She wouldn't move very much. She'd be too busy laying there while you'd be doing all of the . . . harder positions.

I'm sure you wouldn't mind that though.

 

[Carlos]

She wouldn't move very much. She'd be too busy laying there while you'd be doing all of the . . . harder positions.

I'm sure you wouldn't mind that though.

who said it would be a she?

 

[Alex]

He has big arms man. All he needs to do is pick her up, ram her on his penis, take a firm hold and then move her up and down like the world's bggest fleshlight

 

[Bex]

Got your number.

 

[Joker]

I would do her as an elf, I love slacks.

Who doesn't love a nice, well-pressed pair of slacks, tho?

And yes, clarification to make it female isn't necessary

 

[Carlos]

Got your number.

give it back!

 

[Bex]

Don't deny baby, you want this.

I have a web cam.

 

[Teva]

who said it would be a she?

Jesus, I didn't know you rolled that way hon.

Otherwise I'd ask to liek join in and stuff.

He has big arms man. All he needs to do is pick her up, ram her on his penis, take a firm hold and then move her up and down like the world's bggest fleshlight

. . . Totally sounds like the Hulk having sex, rawr.

 

[Shademp]

This thread is much more win when people complain about the lack of activity. These sexual shenanigans are no fun. But I won't stop you. Carry on. *leaves*

 

[Teva]

This thread is much more win when people complain about the lack of activity. These sexual shenanigans are no fun. But I won't stop you. Carry on. *leaves*

You know you want to join in, bby.

 

[Carlos]

Don't deny baby, you want this.

I have a web cam.

I have one strapped on to my shaft

 

[Max Payne]

This thread is much more win when people complain about the lack of activity. These sexual shenanigans are no fun. But I won't stop you. Carry on. *leaves*

Don't fool yourself, this thread is never "win". It's only ever shit, and less shit. No better than that.

 

[Bex]

 

[Carlos]

Don't fool yourself, this thread is never "win". It's only ever shit, and less shit. No better than that.

thanks for making this thread blacker and shittier dacon