Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[I Am Not Me]

I'm online!


Just lurking cuz I'm too lazy to type.

 

[Lelouch]

mei i need j00 nao pls mei mei!!!

 

[Alex]

mei i need j00 nao pls mei mei!!!

Need her to help you type perhaps?

 

[I Am Not Me]

Did I just miss that message?

What do you need me for?

 

[Lelouch]

Need her to help you type perhaps?

neh...i need her to laugh at your joke.

 

[Shademp]

Did I just miss that message?

What do you need me for?

She needs you to save the President! She knows you are a bad enough dudesse to do it.

 

[I Am Not Me]

I don't laugh at unfunny jokes.

...though sometimes I do out of respect.

She needs you to save the President! She knows you are a bad enough dudesse to do it.

WHICH PRESIDENT IS THIS??

 

[Lelouch]

cory aquino RIP

hi mei. sup?

 

[I Am Not Me]

You need help with Cory Aquino? :o Was she buried alive?!

Hi thar. I'm sleepy.

 

[Alex]

neh...i need her to laugh at your joke.

It's bad enough that you can't type on your own, but you can't laugh on your own either? Shit man.

 

[Lelouch]

kris aquino needs her. maybe let her be with her mom and dad forever?

Hi thar. I'm sleepy.

then sleep mei i have to go too. Haha, gud nite everyone.

It's bad enough that you can't type on your own, but you can't laugh on your own either? Shit man.

are your pants wet?

 

[Alex]

wat

 

[I Am Not Me]

Kill Kris Aquino? That could work.

Good night, Phonez

are your pants wet?

wat

Did that confuse you because you're not wearing pants?

 

[Alex]

No it confused me because I don't understand people that haven't learnt how to respond to people :'<

 

[I Am Not Me]

Is learnt an actual word?





...so you're wearing pants? Or not?

 

[Bex]

Is learnt an actual word?

I cry for the next generation.
They kick reason to the curb in the wrong way.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Spellcheck tries to correct the word learnt, actually.

 

[Bex]

Can't believe spellcheck is in on that faggotry.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/learnt

 

[I Am Not Me]

Ah, thanks. More English knowledge for me.

 

[Joker]

This makes me indescribably sad.

 

[Bex]

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

 

[Alex]

I'd put my name in your Goblet of Fire.

 

[Bex]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[Alex]

Arm? Leg? I'm yours.

 

[A]

This makes me indescribably sad.

bahaha.