Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Carlos]

lol wut?

youre welcome to join on in baby

 

[Mormz]

So now we're letting anyone in? Well, I can roll with Tenny, I guess. =P

 

[Carlos]

yeah totally

she is A-grade in my book

 

[Mormz]

Really? She's grade-A in mine.

 

[Tennyo]

Aww you guys are making me blush.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Adri wouldn't have to rape me for the record.

Neither would Tenny.

 

[Tennyo]

Can't rape the willing, amirite?

 

[Ⓐaron]

precisely

 

[Shademp]

precisely

But what if the raping involves things you don't want to do? Eh?

Come on now V, give some respect to our gender and don't make us seem like sluts!
(Is that word even used for males?)

 

[Super Mario]

yeah totally

she is A-grade in my book

She must be a DD cup then !!! O:

 

[Bex]

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNHHHHHHHH

I feel fucking dire.

 

[Cthulhu]

But what if the raping involves things you don't want to do? Eh?

Come on now V, give some respect to our gender and don't make us seem like sluts!
(Is that word even used for males?)

Yes. Slut.

In fact, I just called my housemate a whore.

 

[Carlos]

I think I am considered a man-whore .

 

[Shademp]

I think I am considered a man-whore .

So how's your salary going?

 

[Carlos]

50 bucks a pop

and if youre ugly its double.

 

[Super Mario]

Even doing jobs on men. How pointless. if they don't have tits then it's not worth it.

 

[Tennyo]

But what if the raping involves things you don't want to do? Eh?

Come on now V, give some respect to our gender and don't make us seem like sluts!
(Is that word even used for males?)

You can call anyone a slut so long as they are, well, a slut.

She must be a DD cup then !!! O:

Just D due to weight gain. Hopefully if/when I get back into shape I'll be a C again.

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNHHHHHHHH

I feel fucking dire.

Aww what's wrong?

 

[Bex]

Aww what's wrong?

I hurled all over my mate's house after too much alcohol. Standard. Thank you for being thoughtful though, dear. :3 You have now been appointed as Pomona Sprout in TLS HP. Yes, I also love the allusion.

Writing and pondering over uni matters. >;

 

[Super Mario]

Just D due to weight gain. Hopefully if/when I get back into shape I'll be a C again.

Size measurements are earned. Not given away, lady.

 

[Mormz]

Even doing jobs on men. How pointless. if they don't have tits then it's not worth it.

I'd rather nail a guy without tits than with. Unless they were surgically implanted and he looked really feminine. Otherwise it's just nasty.

 

[Tennyo]

I hurled all over my mate's house after too much alcohol. Standard. Thank you for being thoughtful though, dear. :3 You have now been appointed as Pomona Sprout in TLS HP. Yes, I also love the allusion.

Yeah too much alcohol will do that to you.

Also SCORE! *searches for Sprout pic*

Size measurements are earned. Not given away, lady.

lol Well C is a good size for me. I liked being a C.

 

[Super Mario]

I'd rather nail a guy without tits than with. Unless they were surgically implanted and he looked really feminine. Otherwise it's just nasty.

We shall do no such damn thing!! how does that twisted mind of yours find ways to disgust this meeting??!

 

[Super Mario]

lol Well C is a good size for me. I liked being a C.

Fair size is fair. I was saying don't openly give your size, it keeps the men excited and guessing. xD

 

[Mormz]

We shall do no such damn thing!! how does that twisted mind of yours find ways to disgust this meeting??!

I dunno. It's really simple.

Maybe I'm naturally disgusting.

 

[Super Mario]

I wish I was still crazy.