Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

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Cat Rage Room

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Mog
That's what I thought. I pitched the idea to my girlfriend and she said it looks like it 'hurts like hell'.

she thinks im gonna give up that easy

she got another thing comin
 

Channy

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icwutudidthar

I showed that to my bf yesterday and he was simply all matter of facterly "Oyah that's where you assault the g-spot while massaging it with your fingertips. I pitched it to you once but you said no because it would hurt." ....it does look like it may hurt ><
 

Cat Rage Room

Great Old One
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Mog
icwutudidthar

I showed that to my bf yesterday and he was simply all matter of facterly "Oyah that's where you assault the g-spot while massaging it with your fingertips. I pitched it to you once but you said no because it would hurt." ....it does look like it may hurt ><

Honestly it DOES look like it would hurt, but given the way that that chick was flopping around like the hand of the sex god touched her, I think it's definitely worth trying out.

Closed minded attitudes towards trying new things is the bane of any relationship and leaves an unhappy dude/girl stuck in missionary forever (but I am not implying that you or anyone else is closed minded for looking at the naked oil massage technique with an eye of caution, THAT does look wild. I am just saying that as an aside)

Edit: Oh favour. Please change my name to Mumble?

done and done my brotha from anotha motha
 

Super Mario

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Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Also another question. If you try it, what oil brand do you intend to use? I'll try with Olive Oil. *____*
 

Channy

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Ruby Rose, Lucy
Honestly it DOES look like it would hurt, but given the way that that chick was flopping around like the hand of the sex god touched her, I think it's definitely worth trying out.

Closed minded attitudes towards trying new things is the bane of any relationship and leaves an unhappy dude/girl stuck in missionary forever (but I am not implying that you or anyone else is closed minded for looking at the naked oil massage technique with an eye of caution, THAT does look wild. I am just saying that as an aside)

Well that's the thing. If people are so close minded and afraid to try new things, how are you ever going to benefit from it? The fact that the chick was flopping about like that and squirted is enough to convince me that it's definitely worth looking into.

...However the dude did say that it's techniques that take hours and days to test and perfect. =/
 

Alessa Gillespie

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Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Also another question. If you try it, what oil brand do you intend to use? I'll try with Olive Oil. *____*
is your girlfriend a delicious salad or pasta?
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
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Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
mmkay, only if he has delicious salad hands or pasta hands then.
 

Cat Rage Room

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Mog
Well that's the thing. If people are so close minded and afraid to try new things, how are you ever going to benefit from it? The fact that the chick was flopping about like that and squirted is enough to convince me that it's definitely worth looking into.

Exactly. There are some people (and from my perspective, women), that are too scared to try anything new and stuck doing the same stuff the same way. What really gets me is the 'degrading' angle that girls can play as an argument against new things.

...However the dude did say that it's techniques that take hours and days to test and perfect. =/

Sex is one of those rare things where practice is fun.

I still wanna try it with olive. For the hell of it.

Olive oil works as a sexual lubricant, but I think the one in the video is for 'best results'.
 

Channy

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Ruby Rose, Lucy
Exactly. There are some people (and from my perspective, women), that are too scared to try anything new and stuck doing the same stuff the same way. What really gets me is the 'degrading' angle that girls can play as an argument against new things.

Well with most women, with sex they think with their emotions and not their vagina. Men just (typically) think with their penis. And you're right, the women are most often the ones to be afraid to try something new, most often because they might be afraid that if it goes wrong, it messes up what they have already.

Except for anal. That's just wrong on all angles. :awesome:

Sex is one of those rare things where practice is fun.

This is true, given you're in the mood.
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
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Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
Communication like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OW". :awesome:
 

Channy

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Ruby Rose, Lucy
Well of course with practice you wouldn't start out hardcore and fast like that guy was. You'd have your guy start off slow, to make sure he can find the g-spot first. :wacky: I hear it's a mysterious little bugger to find.
 
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