Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Super Mario]

That's better. Carry on.


How should we take care of this one?

 

[Max Caulfield]

WHAT IN THIS THREAD SCARED YOU?


I said that if I stuck around long enough I'd end up just like the people posting the... half clothed pictures/illustrations/whatever those things are called, and some one asked if that scared me.

It does.

Don't make me catch you ranting about this.

Are you kidding? Nothing is leaving this forum... hopefully.

 

[crack]

How should we take care of this one?

Post images from /b/?

Are you kidding? Nothing is leaving this forum... hopefully.

No,

 

[Max Caulfield]

Okay, that post totally got screwed up in the quoting area.

 

[Super Mario]

Post images from /b/?

That's old school cracker, I think you should just reel the new girl in with your charms.

 

[Max Caulfield]

No,

Oh. Joy.

(See, I'm enthused again!)

 

[crack]

That's old school cracker, I think you should just reel the new girl in with your charms.

You mean acting like a psycho bitch?

Oh. Joy.

(See, I'm enthused again!)

Stop that. You get enthused too easily. Calm down. Geez.

 

[Max Caulfield]

I'll try and contain the enthusiasm.

=_=

Better?

 

[Super Mario]

You mean acting like a psycho bitch?

You know a way to this mushroom kid's heart.

 

[crack]

You know a way to this mushroom kid's heart.

But Toad is too innocent and pure for me to act like that in front of him.

I'll try and contain the enthusiasm.

=_=

Better?

More verbal abuse is needed.

 

[Max Caulfield]

You know a way to this mushroom kid's heart.

... Should I be insulted by being called a "murshroon kid"?

 

[Max Caulfield]

... Should I be insulted by being called a "murshroon kid"?

Wait... you were talking about Toad. *facepalm* Just another day in my life.

 

[Max Caulfield]

More verbal abuse is needed.

So... I should start swearing?

 

[crack]

TRIPLE POWER POST

So... I should start swearing?

Hmm, yes. And throwing insults in are good too.

 

[Super Mario]

But Toad is too innocent and pure for me to act like that in front of him.

Its a wonder why you ain't a princess of some plant kingdom or kidnapped by Bowser yet.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Hmm, yes. And throwing insults in are good too.

Hmm... I'm not good at insults or verbal abuse when I try.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Its a wonder why you ain't a princess of some plant kingdom or kidnapped by Bowser yet.

Everyone knows that Toad and Bowser are working together, anyways.

 

[crack]

Its a wonder why you ain't a princess of some plant kingdom or kidnapped by Bowser yet.

Obviously because I would destroy the shit out of Bowser's ass.

Hmm... I'm not good at insults or verbal abuse when I try.

lol u hate u omg u suk

 

[Max Caulfield]

lol u hate u omg u suk

ur mom!

 

[Super Mario]

Obviously because I would destroy the shit out of Bowser's ass.

...!!! ....!!!!

 

[crack]

ur mom!

ur palm

 

[crack]

...!!! ....!!!!

That's right.

 

[Max Caulfield]

ur palm

ur balm! (Or, do you like "qualm" better?)

 

[crack]

ur balm! (Or, do you like "qualm" better?)

I don't have any balm.

Nor do I have any qualms.

 

[Super Mario]

That's right.

That's the psychotic bitch I know and love.