Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Ⓐaron]

Damnit, I have to wait till I'm twenty one?

And you're seriously okay with a transexual?

No, just eighteen.

And I can't say for certain. But since I don't really have any desire to reproduce biologically, the only legitimate reason I can think of not to be okay with it is pretty much eliminated.

 

[crack]

Yet still fishing...

Stop making her sound like she's trying to fish for compliments. I didn't know calling yourself a tranny was fishing for compliments. Your the one giving out the compliments, you don't have to do that if you don't want.

54/TRANSEXUAL/INSIDE AUDREY'S STOMACH

I... ate you?

 

[A]

No, just eighteen.

I turn eighteen in Asia when I turn seventeen here. Does that count?

I... ate you?

No. I jumped inside your mouth.

 

[Teva]

54/TRANSEXUAL/INSIDE AUDREY'S STOMACH

so liek tht's so hot bby. you're a little old though.

And grr I feel like such a baby, curse my birthday . . .

 

[Ryushikaze]

Stop making her sound like she's trying to fish for compliments. I didn't know calling yourself a tranny was fishing for compliments. Your the one giving out the compliments, you don't have to do that if you don't want.

She was fishing, or at least it seemed like it, when she said she wasn't cool. I'm just ragging on her a bit. She's gotta take her lumps to get her sugar.

I... ate you?

No, Ali invaded you.

 

[crack]

She was fishing, or at least it seemed like it, when she said she wasn't cool. I'm just ragging on her a bit. She's gotta take her lumps to get her sugar.

No, she isn't cool. She's a geek like me, and proud of it.

 

[crack]

YOU JUMPED INSIDE MY MOUTH? HOW DID YOU FIT?

 

[A]

so liek tht's so hot bby. you're a little old though.

And grr I feel like such a baby, curse my birthday . . .

54 is old?

Birthday?

YOU JUMPED INSIDE MY MOUTH? HOW DID YOU FIT?

I DUNNO.

 

[Teva]

@A: 8-21-92'

and yeah i'm sowwy babeh 542 is like wai too old. 24 woulda been cooler.

 

[A]

@A: 8-21-92'

I don't think I'll be here for your Birthday... so, HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!

And babeh, why is 54 too old for you? I've had the plastic surgery.

 

[crack]

54 is old?

Not as old as 10000000.

I DUNNO.

YOU SHOULD STOOPID.

 

[Teva]

I don't think I'll be here for your Birthday... so, HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!

And babeh, why is 54 too old for you? I've had the plastic surgery.

cuz liek i'm a kid still. you're still smexeh though.

Oh thanks by the way! Yay! Why won't you be here though?

 

[A]

cuz liek i'm a kid still. you're still smexeh though.

Inothat.

And I dunno, busy.

 

[crack]

Inothat.

Attenionwhoar. Keep on pretending like you're innocent.

And I dunno, busy.

NO. YOU MUST KEEP COMING HERE.

I'LL DIEEEE

 

[A]

Um... okay.

 

[Teva]

Inothat.

And I dunno, busy.

but liek you'd be a pedobear liek oh-em-GEE. ew.

 

[A]

I'm not a PEDOBEAR. D :

 

[Teva]

But liek I'm too young for j000000000ooooooo!!!!11111. so u r.

 

[A]

But... but... D :

Okay, let's face it. Were both sixteen. What about that?

 

[crack]

NOOOOOOO

 

[A]

Crap, the server is down again...

 

[A]

... And no one's online.

 

[Celes Chere]

I'm back.

 

[A]

Will you stay for a long time?

 

[Celes Chere]

Yes indeedy. Nothing to do tonight.