Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[CK]

My lawn is fine actually, but feel free to trim my bush.

Seriously? That's a story?? I didn't write it.

Sure you want just a trim or completely removed?

 

[Munky]

Sure you want just a trim or completely removed?

Oh a trim would be fine, but make it a close one please.

 

[Shademp]

HA. HA. HA.

*pretends to laugh at sexual undertones*

 

[Carlie]

HA. HA. HA.

*pretends to laugh at sexual undertones*

 

[kunoichi]

...I mowed the lawn. BA-ZING!

Wut?
I was going to say you dressed as a woman and rescued a busty babe. Oh well.

 

[Shademp]

Wut?
I was going to say you dressed as a woman and rescued a busty babe. Oh well.

No no no no.



I did that last week.

 

[Carlie]

How about stealing panties?

 

[Shademp]

How about stealing panties?

I never steal panties! I just...borrow them for a short while and then return them...

See? I'm a good person.

 

[Carlie]

Oh so you wouldn't happen to know about my panties mysteriously disappearing and then mysteriously reappearing?

 

[Shademp]

Oh so you wouldn't happen to know about my panties mysteriously disappearing and then mysteriously reappearing?

Would you LIKE it if I knew?

 

[Alex]

what is this i don't even

 

[Carlie]

It doesn't bother me

 

[Shademp]

It doesn't bother me

OH RLY NOW? *continues to borrow and give back panties*

 

[Carlie]

Bring them back clean plox

 

[mentaz]

Anyone here?

 

[Carlie]

No















Hello evil twin, s'up?

 

[mentaz]

CARLA

nothing much, I just finished my marathon. You?

 

[Carlie]

Bored as hell

Other than that good, what marathon?

 

[mentaz]

Let's entertain each other then

the one I told you about today or yesterday....I don't really remember when.

oh and do you like my new super power?

 

[Carlie]

Good Idea

Oh yeah I remember now

The one about crap?

 

[mentaz]

NO U.

scare people away

 

[Carlie]

That's not a new super power

 

[mentaz]

yes it is. I said so.

 

[Shademp]

yes it is. I said so.

^Ultimate debate winning argument FTW




Because I said so.

 

[Carlie]

Meh she's lying