Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Super Mario]

to give you a granddaughter

WELL LOOK AT THIS. IT APPEARS I JUST COCKBLOCKED YOU IN TIME, BITCH. Y'all ain't shaggin' my kid until she turns 18, you got that, horny best friend!?

 

[Carlos]

I lost my last penis in a car accident.


I got it replaced with a 13 year olds penis.

so hand over your daughter nao!!

 

[Super Mario]

I'll cut off your spic balls before you blast off my kid's walls. D:<

 

[Carlos]

Her Hymen is as good as mine,Batman!

 

[Super Mario]

good thing I was prepared. I've locked her privates with a complex chastity belt.

 

[A]

carlos. What is your intention with my daughter?

How many do you have?

 

[Carlos]

good thing I was prepared. I've locked her privates with a complex chastity belt.

Your forget that I am Hispanic.


I can break and get into anything.

 

[Super Mario]

Your forget that I am Hispanic.


I can break and get into anything.

that's the plan, if you do, she will bleed and die, any man's peen piercing her will result in her death.



That's one of the crazy prepared plans I've placed as a fail safe, IF You fail to unlock my color coded, voice coded and complex locks that seals her vag from penetration.

 

[Super Mario]

How many do you have?

I have 4. Including cracker and that one girl whose name escapes me. Namineko something. LOL

 

[Carlos]

lol She said she already wants my peen anyway.



you fail!

 

[A]

I have 4. Including cracker and that one girl whose name escapes me. Namineko something. LOL

Namake and Audrey?

 

[Super Mario]

lol She said she already wants my peen anyway.



you fail!

Remind me to ground her.


I STILL COCK BLOCK THIS BASTARDY.

 

[Super Mario]

Namake and Audrey?

Yes. Very good! Now do you wan't to play another game?

 

[A]

Yes. Very good! Now do you wan't to play another game?

Do I?

 

[Atticus]

That's a nice sig, A. Where did you get it from?

 

[A]

Thanks - and I made it,

 

[Atticus]

wow you are pretty talented.

You an avid photoshopper?

 

[Celes Chere]

Ali, you should enter SOTW and blow everyone away. =D

Also, how are ya hun?

 

[Atticus]

I'm good thanks for asking.

How are you?

 

[Celes Chere]

You're welcome.

Fabulous!

 

[Atticus]

Any particular reason or are you just always fabulous?

 

[Celes Chere]

There's really no reason besides I had a good day.

Is there any reason why you're good? =D

 

[Atticus]

I'm not in too much financial trouble and I'm putting all my cd's on my ipod.

Life is good.

Where did you come up with the name Celes Chere from?

 

[Celes Chere]

Ah, that sounds good. . . nice and stress free.

Indeed it is.

FFVI.

And yours came from... the clothing line?

 

[Atticus]

Oh I never played VI. Just VII on up. Don't like XII though.

And I can't say I've ever bought the clothing line. Mine comes from the book.