Harry Potter and the Chitter of Chatting

[Cthulhu]

are your referring to your penuss?

Yes, my penis is a quarter pounder and my penis and I are half french.

 

[Carlos]

Yes, my penis is a quarter pounder and my penis and I are half french.

lol small french penis is small

 

[cmXT]

i have a fetish for french girls



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[Cloudskye]

Bored Alucard is bored.

 

[Tifaeria]

Hey ya'll! What's been going on?

I just got a jump rope and I've been at that non-stop. So far I am doing the regular kind, but a month later I will add weights to it and make myself REALLY sweat (not that regular isn't making me sweat buckets, cause it is)!

All in 15 minutes!

 

[Archer]

Bored Alucard is bored.

Bored Maximilian is bored too D:

 

[Tifaeria]

Just go to TV tropes. Problem solved.

 

[Cthulhu]

Fuck you Apple, I'm not getting your overpriced iPhone.

New Touch, come to papa <3.

 

[Tifaeria]

Why get a touch phone? I'd be paranoid to damage the touch screen. Plus, I got my DS to keep me occupied. Why should I download/pay for so many apps?

Then again I do have an "old" phone and not these touch ones. It gets the job done.

Edit: I noticed a contradiction! DS has a touch screen and yet here I am pissing on the touch phone! LOL I rather just get a flip phone or those keyboard ones instead of those iphones/blackberries. There, that's good enough.

 

[Kikyou]

lol small french penis is small

Asian penis is even smaller.

 

[Super Mario]

i have a fetish for french girls



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Delicious Eva Green you must try her.

 

[cmXT]

Delicious Eva Green you must try her.

shes aight, she has some nice pics ( http://static.bafta.org/images/originals/eva-green-studio-402.jpg ) but in others her makeup just fucks her over big time ;_;


cute blondes with like, those big glasses are up my street too

 

[Alex]

cute blondes with like, those big glasses are up my street too

I know the feeling

 

[Bex]

>:3

Dementors...it's like trying to catch smoke.... WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

 

[Alex]

Dementors...OR Sirius Black???

OOO

 

[KissTheRain]

OMFG...




I'd say Sirius.

 

[Mariketsu]

wat

~ SoS

 

[Mormz]

Hey guys, what's been up?

Sorry I haven't been around, but I got a new Big Wheel tricycle and I've been at that non-stop! So far, it's a standard issue Biggie, but soon I'mma get a spoiler on the back, some dope-ass spinners, a 30-inch rim in the front wiv two 15's on the back, and a motherfucking toot-toot horn. I'm also 'avin' a tight ass 920 db amp put in that bitch so errbody can hear mah shitz, leik. I'm gonna be puttin' some tight-ass fuzzy die on mah handlebars.

That thing's gonna be so fuckin' pimped out. Shit, nigga, I'll be gettin' all the fly honies, yaknow?

How you niggas been?

 

[Super Mario]

All fine, nigga. how 'bout y'all?

 

[Mariketsu]

Haylo thar TR and hiya Mumblez. wut yoo gaiz be doinz lately?

~ SoS

 

[Joker]

As I sat there finishing my biography, I couldn't help but be reminded of some classic lines from a classic movie - The Empire Strikes Back:

"Ben...why didn't you tell me...?"

Apparently I have no imagination when it comes to naming children, however, unlike my two best friends =/

 

[Kikyou]

I plan on naming mine Sha-nay-nay. Boy or girl. It's gonna happen.

 

[Carlos]

yay im going to the gym to be a show off <3

 

[Cthulhu]

Why get a touch phone? I'd be paranoid to damage the touch screen. Plus, I got my DS to keep me occupied. Why should I download/pay for so many apps?

1. For the lulz and nerd factor, .
2. I would too, but that'll make it last for a few years, keep it sellable once you want another one, and it's simple to get a cover for it, .
3. You shouldn't, . Downloading's ridiculously easy, and a large portion of the apps is free. And you can download those that aren't illegally,

 

[Mormz]

As I sat there finishing my biography, I couldn't help but be reminded of some classic lines from a classic movie - The Empire Strikes Back:

"Ben...why didn't you tell me...?"

Apparently I have no imagination when it comes to naming children, however, unlike my two best friends =/

You have a biography?

Also, I will name my son Geovanni, as that is one of the coolest names on earth.

Not sure about the other son. Thinking Gabriel. Or Hans.