Hey faggots

[Super Mario]

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

Serious note: Yeah, I'll be off for a while to go job hunting. bye.

PS: for slow people like Alise and Queen of Sunshine, it's not a real rant, it's a fake good bye meme called SO CASH: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/So_cash

 

[A]

I know that dumbass, and good luck with job hunting.

 

[Super Mario]

I'm not so sure about QoS/Teva though..

 

[Celes Chere]

Give Teva more credit, butthead.

 

[Joker]

Sigh.

Well, that was a waste of my time.

Anyhow, hope shit gets sorted and you come back as the real Mumble. Good luck.

 

[crack]

PS: for slow people like Alise

DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY MY BITCH THAT WAY.

Um, but yeah. Good luck an' shit.

 

[Super Mario]

Well... she is somewhat. Nevermind.

 

[crack]

The loli still needs training. She won't have completed her studies until she's eighteen. By that time, I will have fully scarred her mind.

 

[Max Payne]

lol mumble

 

[CK]

thats the best meme you've pulled from your ass in a while.

see ya soon.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Thanks and good luck with the hunt!

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Shit is SO OLD.

 

[Carlos]

fucking gweedo's

 

[I Am Not Me]

Forgive the n00b question but... what's a gweedo?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Forgive the n00b question but... what's a gweedo?

Another word for a guido, an overly tanned Italian guy who spikes his hair and pops his collar. Generally a jerk.

 

[Carlie]

Good luck with job hunting

 

[Cookie Monster]

Later dood.

 

[Arianna]

What the -...

I'm so lost.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Good luck an' shit

 

[Munky]

Good luck! TTFN.

 

[kunoichi]

GOOD RIDDANCE!

Nah, only joking. Hope you feel better =)