HI I'M DEFINITELY NEW

[Mother]

Uh, uh

Yeah, arright

Ayy what up world, the name here is B
Ain’t actually that new but never made one of these
I guess I’m overdue for a catchy intro
Some of you ain’t care about me, I’m kinda rad tho

It started with a penpal on another website
She told me bout a forum where the folks cool n shite
Ya'll probably know her as a darling named Fancy
But y'all probably ain’t know she's a menace to society

Yo thanks to you good people TLS be cosy
I think I really like this place, it feels like home to me
It’s truly been a pleasure and hella memories I'mma make
STILL WAITIN' ON THAT TLS ORGY Y'ALL PROMISED THO, FUCCSAKE

 

[Ghost X]

Hi, B. Welcome to the forum 8 months ago .

 

[solo player sab]

Turn that beat up

Check it

Uh, uh

Lemme clap back atcha quick, B you da shit
From your sick rap flow to your art to your fics
What Fancy did for you, you went out and did for me
Ya pulled me to the 'Stream, this chill community

Girl you a boss, wit' your wit and finesse
Don't need me to tell ya that you the realest
You a bad bitch, B, keepin' this place kickin'
You da trashiest, B, and we all your bin chickens

Are we spicy? Are we salty? Girl we an enigma
Flow so sick you might think we got geostigma
Blowin' up the office everyday via texts
Pussy so good you say your own name during sex AYYYY

 

[Mother]

^OMGGGGGGGG I'M CACKLING I'M DEAD

 

[Shademp]

Welcome oh most ad0rbz among hedgehogs!

 

[Roger]

Nice to meet and welcome to the forums!

 

[Carlie]

 

[Ami]

 

[fancy]

When a gaaaaal loves a womaaaaaan

Bruh y’all rhymes got me weaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

Time to sober the mood with my serious-ass, touchy-feely bullshit.

Spoiler: Look away if you don’t wanna cringe…

B.

I didn’t know what was coming when I started chatting with you. You seemed cool enough, and I was hyped when I pulled you over to the Lifestream, cuz the community’s been like family to me, and I was excited to get you into the fold. I hadn’t anticipated scores and scores of text being sent back and forth full of dumb jokes attuned to our peculiar brand of humour (your wit, bruh). Hadn’t anticipated nights where I’d be pouring out my heart to another halfway across the world about things I’ve never told anyone simply because I didn’t think they’d understand. Hadn’t anticipated phonecalls where I felt safe enough to cry about things I felt embarrassed crying about. But you never once made me feel silly or crazy for hurting in the ways that I did. You always got me. You understood me in ways that sometimes surprised me. You’d anticipate what I had to say about things we never discussed before and shit was spooky (did this bitch stalk my life or…is this all a set up or….???), but it was mostly, for lack of a better word at present, magical.

Your heart is so large, it’s beautiful. You care so much and want to do right by so many and you derive so much joy just by seeing others succeed. Your capacity for empathy and willingness to forgive takes my breath away. Your thoughtfulness, your intelligence, and the unapologetic stance you take on issues that truly matter to you fucking inspires me. You’re a gem, hun. In spite of everything, you fucking thrive.

I didn&#8217;t know what was coming when I started chatting with you. I didn&#8217;t know that I was meeting who would become one of my very dearest friends in such a short amount of time. I&#8217;m normally sceptical on the idea of soul-mates, of fate pushing two people together, at immediate bonds and loves that are life-binding, of trusting strangers within the span of weeks. But you make me believe. Dunno what I&#8217;ve done to earn your friendship, but I thank my lucky stars that I&#8217;ve got it. Love ya, babe. <3

Now for some random bullshit screenshots from the early days.

Spoiler: 2% Of the Population

Spoiler: dat tension doe

Spoiler: just a glimpse into the mindblowing, provocative conversations we have on the regular

 

[solo player sab]

^ my heart CAN&#8217;T HANDLE THIIIISSSSSSS

 

[Mage]

STILL WAITIN' ON THAT TLS ORGY Y'ALL PROMISED THO, FUCCSAKE

TRY BEING HERE FOR NINE FUCKING YEARS, LURED IN ON THE PROMISE OF GROUP BANGINGS.

 

[Mother]

Time to sober the mood with my serious-ass, touchy-feely bullshit.

Spoiler: Look away if you don&#8217;t wanna cringe&#8230;

B.

I didn&#8217;t know what was coming when I started chatting with you. You seemed cool enough, and I was hyped when I pulled you over to the Lifestream, cuz the community&#8217;s been like family to me, and I was excited to get you into the fold. I hadn&#8217;t anticipated scores and scores of text being sent back and forth full of dumb jokes attuned to our peculiar brand of humour (your wit, bruh). Hadn&#8217;t anticipated nights where I&#8217;d be pouring out my heart to another halfway across the world about things I&#8217;ve never told anyone simply because I didn&#8217;t think they&#8217;d understand. Hadn&#8217;t anticipated phonecalls where I felt safe enough to cry about things I felt embarrassed crying about. But you never once made me feel silly or crazy for hurting in the ways that I did. You always got me. You understood me in ways that sometimes surprised me. You&#8217;d anticipate what I had to say about things we never discussed before and shit was spooky (did this bitch stalk my life or&#8230;is this all a set up or&#8230;.???), but it was mostly, for lack of a better word at present, magical.

Your heart is so large, it&#8217;s beautiful. You care so much and want to do right by so many and you derive so much joy just by seeing others succeed. Your capacity for empathy and willingness to forgive takes my breath away. Your thoughtfulness, your intelligence, and the unapologetic stance you take on issues that truly matter to you fucking inspires me. You&#8217;re a gem, hun. In spite of everything, you fucking thrive.

I didn&#8217;t know what was coming when I started chatting with you. I didn&#8217;t know that I was meeting who would become one of my very dearest friends in such a short amount of time. I&#8217;m normally sceptical on the idea of soul-mates, of fate pushing two people together, at immediate bonds and loves that are life-binding, of trusting strangers within the span of weeks. But you make me believe. Dunno what I&#8217;ve done to earn your friendship, but I thank my lucky stars that I&#8217;ve got it. Love ya, babe. <3

Spoiler: Awwwww man here come the waterworks.

Fancy,

My bih, TLS would be a community lost without you. This place has been lit up by your immense creativity and unending enthusiasm, your unadulterated curiosity for learning, and your unwavering sense of justice that permeates through everything that you do. I love that you care so much, and that your heart has immense capacity for seeing the good in people even when it also means that when it rains with you, it pours. You've had a profound impact on me hun, and I know I'm not the only one. I truly believe that your goodness and your heart has the power to change a little piece of this world and I'm so excited to see it unfold.

I can't even begin to tell you how much you mean to me because I don't feel like words are enough. Your presence in my life has been a beacon of light and my days have been full of laughter with you in it. You keep me sane, keep me grounded, keep me thankful, even for all the bullshit that's happened that's made us who we are and most of all, thankful that the universe has smiled upon me and brought together these two kindred spirits to find each other. Can't tell you enough that I love ya.

You're my baby, you're my baby. I'm your baby, I'm your baby.

 

[Shademp]

^This is beginning to sound a lot like a wedding



I hope I'm invited!

 

[Lestat]

Mom's spaghetti!

I know I'm relatively new but I really admire your artwork and you've been a genuinely nice person to chat to with what little social interaction I actually do

 

[solo player sab]

^This is beginning to sound a lot like a wedding

Can I be the flower girl at this wedding??

Mom's spaghetti!

You won this rap game.

 

[Mother]

^Sab you needn't even ask! Of course! Wedding responsibilities for everyone!

Mom's spaghetti!

I know I'm relatively new but I really admire your artwork and you've been a genuinely nice person to chat to with what little social interaction I actually do

Aw you are so sweet! I feel the same way about you, I hope we get the chance to chat more going forward!

 

[Mage]

I can't deal with this thread anymore, hormones man.

*walks off sobbing*

 

[Channy]

I love it because it's my two baes but I hate it because I'm without my baes but they're baes all on their own. They're the true baes.

....can I be maid of dishonour for both of you?