Hilarious Fanfiction Moments

[Farron]

The same Author wrote a poem about Tifa.


Tifa

Why o why?
Do people stare at my boobs?
Even if they are the size
Of inner tubes.
I wear short skirts
And really tights shirts
People ask if I can breathe
Or if I hurt.
I tell them, "HELL NO!"
I tell them to fck off.
I tell them to go look at their hentai
And jack off.
Names are called
Behind my back.
Slut, ho, skank and more
But my favourite one is whore!
I don't care
What you think
I work at a pub
And I serve drinks
So what if
I'm not your desire?
I'm still quite awesome
And I fight with fire.

Tifa Lockheart




Brilliant

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I've been looking for that for a really long time, I'm sure it was someone on here (you?) that shared it here originally and I swear I've searched high and low. I'm favouriting it, may it never be lost again <3.

It was me, actually, back here.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

Names are called
Behind my back.
Slut, ho, skank and more
But my favourite one is whore!

Tifa likes being a called a whore, eh? This has potential.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

In a reversal of the usual TLS order of things, this thread has gone from poking fun at bad fanfiction that is accidentally hilarious to swapping recs for good fics that are deliberately hilarious.

This one is actually my favourite spoof by Mengde, "Fanfiction Wars", but sadly it was never finished.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4476169/1/Fanfiction-Wars

All the bishie FFVII men have been kidnapped by yaoi writers, and it's up to the FFVII girls - and Barret - to get them back. Somehow, Rufus was inexplicably overlooked in the first roundup of the young and sexy, so the ladies - and Barret - go to him for help.

"...Whoever these enemies are [said Rufus], they'll dispatch a second team to take me, and when they do I'll tell everyone else what's going on and we'll start formulating an escape plan. This may be our only chance at getting everyone free if all of you can't effectively mount any kind of rescue."

"Are you sure about this, sir?" Elena cautioned him. "Practically speaking, we know very little about these people. Their plans don't seem to follow any logic, rhyme, or reason. Once you were in, you might not be able to get out."

"I'll be fine, Elena," Rufus assured her. "You can count on me."

"I never thought I'd say this, but that's real good of ya, Rufus," Barrett said.

"Of course it is. Besides, I wouldn't be caught dead travelling with all of you. Obviously your team is comprised of rejects and women, which is a bad combination in any scenario."

 

[Rydeen]

Another intentionally humorous one, in which President Shinra is encapsulated in some foreign volatile black substance, caused by one of Hojo's experiments:

At the hospital, Rufus had rushed to his dad's side. The doctors had stabilized him and he now lay in bed, looking like an obsidian statue. Tseng was actually surprised to see Rufus sitting by his dad's side, his bright blue eyes scanning over his father's form. Maybe Rufus did care about his father.

"He looks like dog shit that's been baked in the sun," the blond said, bringing a sigh to Tseng's lips at his words. Of course Rufus didn't care about his father.

"Hey, die already so I can have your company," the youth said plainly.

His father groaned and Tseng moved to his side. Rufus leaned in closer as well.

"He wakin' up?" Reno asked, standing in the corner.

Tseng nodded. His eyes should have been blue but they were both met with solid black irises. The man wheezed and turned his head to Rufus.

"Come closer son," he said, voice sounding raspy.

Rufus did. "What is it?"

The older Shinra suddenly coughed and reached up to grasp his son's white collared shirt. His eyes widened and he gripped Rufus' shirt tighter, pulling him closer before yelling.

"You're not getting my company yet you little shit! I'm not dying tonight! Hahahahaha!"

Rufus scowled and slapped the man's hand away from him. He growled and stormed out of the room. Reno was laughing his ass off, holding his stomach. Tseng frowned and signaled for the red head to follow the blond. He left still laughing and Tseng shook his head.

 

[Lex]

OK there's no other appropriate place for this.

I just read a fic tagged "omegaverse" not knowing what it was.

what the fuck.

I honestly don't know how to react.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I've never read any, only read about it. You seem conflicted, Lex - like you can't work out whether it's appalling or intriguing.

 

[T@ctic]

"Never mind," I groan and stand up. "I'll get something myself."
"Alright," she waves cheerily and turns to Tifa. "How did you do that?"
"Do what?" Tifa asks taking another sip.
"Get such enormous boobs, mine are like mosquito bites."
I hear Tifa choke and start to cough as the kitchen door closes on me. Maybe leaving Tifa alone with Yuffie isn't such a good idea. But then, she was probably be even more embarrassed if I was there to hear that. I could yell at Yuffie but that would make her more determined than ever.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4380702/15/The-Mako-Special

i laughed at bit but wish this was finished, at least another chapter. its an AU and its my 1st fanfiction writing i have ever read in my entire life, since i had (still do i guess) a flaming hatred for fanfics. im glad i picked this one up; its pretty interesting.

 

[Lex]

I've never read any, only read about it. You seem conflicted, Lex - like you can't work out whether it's appalling or intriguing.

Yeah that really. I read a series of fics by an author set in the Mass Effect universe and while it seemed really fucked up at first its steadily become super interesting. There's a lot of politics involved in this particular fic. The series is almost 200,000 words long now. I fin myself checking for chapter updates daily.

It's just... really odd.