As for welcoming you, welcome aboard. It amuses me of your struggle to come up with something witty as a title, as I often find myself in similar situations. I have come to learn that people will most likely be amused by it for like 2 seconds at most, and get on with their day, probably forgetting about it in less time than that after the fact, thereby making one's effort practically a waste of time. Doesn't stop me though.
May you enjoy your time on the board, Flintlock's secret younger brother.