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[Mage]

I'm harbouring a pus baby and getting violated by RL but I'm still in one piece. Have I missed much?

 

[Jason Tandro]

I think I've seen your name around here once or twice but am not familiar with you personally. I'm Jason, welcome back. Licoriceallsorts has stepped down as the Fanworks Editor and named me her replacement.

Also Shademp wants to have my love child.

 

[Keveh Kins]

We play Hang-Man now.

And they're remaking FF7 or something but I don't think we're that fussed about it

...

*closet door behind me bursts open and crushes me under the weight of articles, videos and other renewed site activity*

Also welcome back Mage I missed your brand of acerbic but sound wisdom

And what's a pus baby?

 

[Mage]

I know you and approve of Lic's choice.
Wait, isn't Shad having love children with several other members too? I have trouble keeping up with the rampant little Swede. o.O

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Mage it's so good to have you back!!

 

[Mage]

Arright Kev.

The pus baby is a massive cyst and probable endometriosis on my left ovary.

I wanted to log in when I heard about the remake but lots of stuff happened. There was coffee.

EDIT: Lic come here you lovely delicious lady. <3

 

[Octo]

Congratulations! Your OCTO
evolved into a MODERATOR



Yeah, I thought it was a bit weird too. Welcome back though, we've missed you

 

[X-SOLDIER]

*big hugs for the IRL shit, 'cause I know from a friend's experience how shatteringly awful endomitriosis can be*




X

 

[Starling]

I've seen you around the forums and always found it a shame you quit before I really got active in the forums. It's nice to have a chance to get to know you.

 

[Jason Tandro]

I know you and approve of Lic's choice.
Wait, isn't Shad having love children with several other members too? I have trouble keeping up with the rampant little Swede. o.O

That is all. And thank you :-) My apologies if I should be more familiar with you, I am a natural scatterbrain and having a toddler doesn't help.

 

[Sprites]

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!

Lovely having ye back Mage!

 

[Mage]

I just happened to find two minutes in my schedule. The business is doing great but I'm unbelievably busy. When they said running your own business was more than full-time, they weren't fucking kidding.

Octo, if there's someone who should be a mod, it's you. Has the powah gone to your head yet?

 

[Ite]

Hey.

 

[Carlie]

Congratulations! Your OCTO
evolved into a MODERATOR

Instead of Someone named Octo, now is Some mod Octo.

In your absence I still haven't got laid, I'm broke and my graphics card stopped working.

Hi.

 

[Octo]

Octo, if there's someone who should be a mod, it's you. Has the powah gone to your head yet?

Not yet. Right now I feel like a headless chicken. But thanks for the vote of confidence.

 

[ForceStealer]

 

[Flintlock]

In your absence I still haven't got laid

If you want to fix that, you can always pay me another visit.

OT: Hi Mage!

 

[Lex]

Welcome back Mage!

 

[Carlie]

In your absence I still haven't got laid

If you want to fix that, you can always pay me another visit.

Oh bby.

Lets meet up at the dream cafe Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page went to in Inception and see where the night takes us.

 

[Dark Nation]

Welcome back, had to leave the forum for a month or so myself for some life shit so I know how that goes. Hope you have a speedy recovery and get back to kicking some fanny.

 

[Mage]

TIL that Ellen Page was in Inception. I still don't know how I haven't seen that film.

 

[Flintlock]

Oh, you should. As someone who normally hates mega-budget Hollywood films, I was blown away by it. Definitely better on a big screen and surround sound, though; know anybody with a home cinema?

Carlie: Your subconscious is looking for the dreamer; me. Quick, give me a kiss.

 

[Jason Tandro]

Oh, you should. As someone who normally hates mega-budget Hollywood films, I was blown away by it. Definitely better on a big screen and surround sound, though; know anybody with a home cinema?

Carlie: Your subconscious is looking for the dreamer; me. Quick, give me a kiss.

 

[Dark Nation]

... Smooth.

 

[Carlie]

TIL that Ellen Page was in Inception. I still don't know how I haven't seen that film.

Tres:

Carlie: Your subconscious is looking for the dreamer; me. Quick, give me a kiss.

They're still looking at us.