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I was Young, I was Stupid, and I wrote a Fanfic with Typos.

Blade

That Man
AKA
Darkside-Ky/Mimeblade
OH. MY. GOD.

I found my old Fanfic.

And it's as terrible and as embarrassing as I remember it being (I even had a sequel planned, goddammit).

I hate my younger self. My younger self shipped characters! My younger self was a Clerith... and I hate him!

Well I don't "hate him" hate him, but I'm currently ashamed of him.

If you want to read this, here it is.

THE ZODIAC WAR
http://www.icybrian.com/fanfic/blade/

(This says 2003 but I wrote it when I was 17 (so... 1999?) By the way this was originally written with a black background with all manner of unreadable fonts to color the dialogue... so yeah I was... a complete FF dork back then.

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, TRES! I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!
 

The Twilight Mexican

Ex-SeeD-ingly good
AKA
TresDias
DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, TRES! I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!
Laughing with you, not at you. :monster:

I remember reading this 15 years ago and not having the heart to tell you how bad it was -- or how hilariously suggestive some of the wording is.

"He grasped the hilt of this strange new sword and felt the firmness of it.

'I think I will call this blade Legend.'"
 

Blade

That Man
AKA
Darkside-Ky/Mimeblade
They had SOME good ideas, but mostly on the "Enix" side of things.
 

lithiumkatana17

Pro Adventurer
AKA
Lith
Laughing with you, not at you. :monster:

I remember reading this 15 years ago and not having the heart to tell you how bad it was -- or how hilariously suggestive some of the wording is.

"He grasped the hilt of this strange new sword and felt the firmness of it.

'I think I will call this blade Legend.'"

I THINK I JUST SNROTED

And all I can think of is this lolololol

BiodegradableFastDonkey-small.gif
 

Blade

That Man
AKA
Darkside-Ky/Mimeblade
You realize I had no ulterior intentions when I wrote that, right? RIGHT?

If there's one thing that's consistent with me now with me back then is that I never exactly had my mind in the gutter in my writing.
 

Blade

That Man
AKA
Darkside-Ky/Mimeblade
I never said this was a DEMOCRACY. >_>

That being said, I don't mind laughing about my past, but there's somethings I don't think are funny. And I'm not about to change my feelings about who I am or who I was.

I may be straight-laced (perhaps to a fault, which SOME may find hilarious), but don't beat a horse if it's dead already.
 
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