I wish I was making this up.

[Smaddy]

I don't even know what to say about that. I just laughed.

I do want to know what it smells like, though. And I'm also wondering when the "for her" version comes out... but will it be Tifa or Aeris perfume? .... dun dun dun!

 

[paoo]

OMG. I have always wondered what Cloud smells like.

No, seriously. What the hell is this crap?

 

[TheMadHatter]

Cloud smells like Motor oil and chocobo feathers.

The 'hers' will be the smell of Barret
Oh yeah, I went there :S

 

[Vendel]

Cloud smells like Motor oil, chocobo feathers and Tifa.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Makoeyes987]

It's really not that surprising. They came out with Leon S. Kennedy cologne for Resident Evil 4.


And didn't they do the same shit for Dante for Devil May Cry? Cba to remember now. There's Star Trek cologne as well.

 

[Celes Chere]

That's just messed up. I'd rather smell flowery like Aerith, anyway. <3

 

[DrakeClawfang]

That's just messed up. I'd rather smell flowery like Aerith, anyway. <3

I'd like to smell Aerith too. Er, I mean....

 

[Tennyo]

EW DRAKE EW LEAVE!

Also lol @ RE4 cologne. XD

Also if this has a figure I might consider it. If the figure looks cool that is.

 

[Kikyou]

I'd like to smell Aerith too. Er, I mean....

Gonna rain on your parade...

Spoiler: BUT...

SHE'S DEAD.

I-I mean... she'll live on forever in our hearts. Yeah. That.

 

[Splintered]

I'd like to smell Aerith too. Er, I mean....

I love the smell of rotting corpses in the morning, too.

 

[ForceStealer]

The mako smell is strong here.

Tagline.

 

[Kikyou]

IF CLOUD SMELLS LIKE MAKOEYES (EW, EW, EW), EVEN MORE REASON NOT TO WASTE 70 DOLLARS.

 

[Tennyo]

Oh burn.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

Oh, don't give me that, I've seen you guys laugh at and/or post much worse!

 

[Alex]

citation needed

 

[Tennyo]

That was a sarcastic "Oh burn." Just an FYI.

 

[Max Payne]

I love the smell of rotting corpses in the morning, too.

I rofl'd

 

[Smaddy]

Where's the commercial? Would it be more like an Axe commercial or an Old Spice Commercial, or what?

 

[Tennyo]

The Axe commercial where the pig attacks the dude in the mall.

 

[Cthulhu]

The Axe commercial where the pig attacks the dude in the mall.

Naw, it'd just be the Bumblebee Inn scene (or whatever it was). 'DO YOU WANT BATHE WITH SEXY MANFLESH YES?'

 

[Tennyo]

LOL If that were the commercial I'd buy it. XD

 

[Makoeyes987]

I'm gonna buy it and do a review of it for the front page.

 

[Cthulhu]

Excellent. With your powers of lulz, it'd be complete ownage.

Just add the following tests:

* Flavor
* Performance as jet fuel

 

[Makoeyes987]

I'll keep that in mind

 

[Tifaeria]

That's a good idea for a front page post, Mako! You should also ask people around you of what they think of your new epic smell.