The fucker JUST went to bed.
Happy Birthday! May death come swiftly to your enemies.
Have beer, porn and internet spaceships. Or GTA V.
Maybe I should leave the UK this time. I tend to just sit in my Glaswegian throne and expect people to come to me (so far it's kinda worked ) Plus I hear there are hot men in Amsterdam. If not, at least they'll be twice the height of the average Scottish man.
the way I love how you guys don't say 'birthday' but 'everyyearday', very original, and a lot more accurate)
I think I knew you from Chocobo Heaven?