If a video game character breaks out of his or her game and told all aspects of modern civilization and culture, what do you think the biggest shock w

[Umatbru]

Cloud won't be able to carry his sword around, for he will risk a $1000 fine

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

When you die, you don't get to start again from your last save point.

 

[Octo]

If Mario kicks turtles, he'll get arrested for animal abuse.

 

[Keveh Kins]

You're not allowed to ride the ostriches, Mr. Strife.

 

[Cthulhu]

Your gold coins are suddenly worth a lot more,

 

[Obsidian Fire]

Gravity is now a harsh mistress... and forget all those aerial attacks you could do.

 

[Octo]

If you jump off a very high tower - even if you land in a pile of straw - you're going to die like a swine.

 

[Drax]

People will arrest or shoot you if you just walk into their house to talk to them, break their pottery, or rifle through their dressers for items.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Sex involves much more than just going upstairs with your sweetheart and watching as the screen goes black.

 

[Octo]

If you drive into a garage for a colour respray, it'll take at least a day - assuming they can book you in - and they'll probably hand you in to the cops anyway.

 

[Obsidian Fire]

Items do not magically appear out of nowhere when you're not looking.

Carrying around an entire weapons arsenal on your person is no longer possible.

Ammo now has weight and you can only carry around small amounts of it. And by small, I mean maybe 3 or 4 clips at a time.

Health is no longer quantized and healing can not be done with simple medicine/potion/etc. for any and all injuries.

 

[Joe]

Sex involves much more than just going upstairs with your sweetheart and watching as the screen goes black.

Wait. What?

 

[Octo]

If you throw 9000 truckles of cheese into your basement, they will not still be bouncing around when you return, nor will they somehow slow down time itself.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

You will have to randomly accost an awful lot of strangers before one of them gives you a useful piece of information.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Also, people will look at you weird if you randomly accost strangers for information.

 

[Octo]

You won't find ammo just lying around, and if you do its unlikely that it'll work with your particular gun.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

You can't tell just from looking at their armour which soldiers are men and which are women.

 

[Airling]

You can't kill animals and expect to get money and potions and stuff.

 

[Ravynne Nevyrmore]

The world is not in danger.

 

[Clement Rage]

"Oh no, not again."

 

[Cthulhu]

Sex involves much more than just going upstairs with your sweetheart and watching as the screen goes black.

X! X! X! Circle left! Circle right! X! X! X! Cirle left! X! Circle right!

@thread, tanks are harder to steal, going on a murderous rampage with it won't actually earn you money with it.

 

[Keveh Kins]

Sonic the hedgehog would spend an inordinate amount of time getting his head stuck in toilet roll tubes.

 

[Sprites]

Why is that above statement so funny?

Going into and routing through your childhood friend's drawers for their underwear without their knowledge can not be brushed off with "I thought you might be home"

Random boxes will not give you weapons or items.

Falling from a very high height into a flower bed may result in a broken neck.

Nobody for love or money could grip onto the side of a school while it's being bashed around by another school.

Mist does not help you to cast magic nor will it make you go beserk.....unless you're trying to drive in it.

when it's fecking freezing and snowing for godsake wrap up will ya!

Slashing someone with a blade may result in bleeding to death.

 

[Ⓐaron]

You can't just enter the Konami code and get thirty extra lives.

 

[Ravynne Nevyrmore]

You can't fight in heels and a dress/skirt, with little to no breast support.