In the spirit of Valentines Day...

Makoeyes987

Listen closely, there is meaning in my words.
AKA
Smooth Criminal
I'm sure Tresdias would prefer 5 Reasons FFXIII is Better Than Having a Girlfriend, tbh.
 

Bex

fresh to death
AKA
Bex
I wuoild enjoy that one too, tbh.
Because FFXIII will be better than having a BF.
 

The Twilight Mexican

Ex-SeeD-ingly good
AKA
TresDias
Yeah, I'd like to see FFVIII's list.

FFXIII really only needs the one reason:
-FangxVanille. Why settle for one chick when you can have two? Especially if they like to lick each other
 

Bex

fresh to death
AKA
Bex
THEY LICK EACH OTHER?fskhsjfkhsjfhsjf

..excuse me for a couple of minutes.
make that an hour
 

Isabella

Your Mom
This needs a girls' version, too. Something like, FF7 doesn't leave its underwear on the bathroom floor; FF7 doesn't snore; FF7 doesn't flirt with other women while out with you; FF7 doesn't spend hours and hours and hours watching sports, etc.
 

Alessa Gillespie

a letter to my future self
AKA
Sansa Stark, Sweet Bro, Feferi, tentacleTherapist, Nin, Aki, Catwoman, Shinjiro Aragaki, Terezi, Princess Bubblegum
FF7 won't demand sex of you when you have a headache? :awesome:
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
This needs a girls' version, too. Something like, FF7 doesn't leave its underwear on the bathroom floor; FF7 doesn't snore; FF7 doesn't flirt with other women while out with you; FF7 doesn't spend hours and hours and hours watching sports, etc.

good thing I don't do any of those.
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer

Ryushikaze

Deus Admiral Parsimonious, PHD, DDS, MD, JD, OBE
AKA
Tim, Ryu
This needs a girls' version, too. Something like, FF7 doesn't leave its underwear on the bathroom floor; FF7 doesn't snore; FF7 doesn't flirt with other women while out with you; FF7 doesn't spend hours and hours and hours watching sports, etc.

Seems like someone has never slept over with FF7.
 

Dashell

SMILE!
AKA
Sonique, Quexinos, Pinkie Pie, Derpy Hooves
This needs a girls' version, too. Something like, FF7 doesn't leave its underwear on the bathroom floor; FF7 doesn't snore; FF7 doesn't flirt with other women while out with you; FF7 doesn't spend hours and hours and hours watching sports, etc.

... Rob doesn't do any of these... I think Rob is really FFVII in disguise :awesome:

Also how come an actual article doesn't load for me :(
Can someone post the reasons?
 

X-SOLDIER

Harbinger O Great Justice
AKA
X
The Article for those who can't read it.

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