Isn't it amazing how...

[Arianna]

Game characters - especially the females - never have body hair in all the places real women do. They have hair on their heads and that's it! The rest of them looks smooth and hairless.

What about game characters and environments do you find amazing?

* In other words, amazing as in 'Damn it! I want to live in a world where...!"



So for me:

Damn it! I want to live in a world where I don't have to freakin' shave!!!

 

[Celes Chere]

And speaking of their hair, it is ALWAYS perfect. No matter what they're doing, fighting, sleeping, it always looks perfect. Apparently you don't have to brush your hair, or do your make up either.

 

[Shademp]

Real warriors not only spend their time refining their combat skills they also make sure to frequently wax their bodies.

 

[Joker]

NPCs stand in one place for the entirety of their lives.

 

[Madame Mayor]

I wish I lived in a world with super powers... or is that too easy.

 

[Glaurung]

They all have perfectly aligned teeth (in most of the games and at least the main characters) without needing brackets.

 

[Tifabelle]

NPCs stand in one place for the entirety of their lives.

and they say the same 2 sentences over and over.

 

[Alex Strife]

Such beautiful environments! I mean, seriously, look at half of the places in FFXIII, for example.

Oh, and male main characters usually get the love they want. What? I'd love to be loved

 

[Joker]

and they say the same 2 sentences over and over.

Only until something major happens.

Then they say two different things instead.

 

[Max Payne]

Soooo.....Derp thread?

 

[Joe]

I also love how some main characters can go through an entire adventure, without uttering a word. I mean that's the life isn't it?
Adventure, Romance, Heroism. And all of it with limited social interactions.

Jealous much.

 

[Joker]

They speak with their actions.

And also with Facebook/PMs.

 

[Alexia Ashford]

I like how they can wear things that are just crazy looking and no one notices. It's just accepted as normal because they're the main character even though even in the game no one else dresses even remotely like them. 8D

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

if you live in a video game you will have a perfect complexion and good makeup.

assuming you don't live in silent hill

 

[Celes Chere]

assuming you don't live in silent hill

But if you did, you could kill anything with a steel pipe. >=D

 

[crack]

PAIN RESISTANCE

i want to jump off a building and not die.

 

[Arianna]

And speaking of their hair, it is ALWAYS perfect. No matter what they're doing, fighting, sleeping, it always looks perfect. Apparently you don't have to brush your hair, or do your make up either.

Or brush your teeth!

But if you did, you could kill anything with a steel pipe. >=D

Or a wooden plank!

 

[looneymoon]

Sometimes I freak the fuck out when I get a game over. It's like... yeah, my character comes back to life when I start again from the save point... but WHAT ABOUT THE UNIVERSE WHERE MY CHARACTER DIES. WHAT HAPPENS TO THAT LIFE CYCLE.

/is not high

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Sometimes I freak the fuck out when I get a game over. It's like... yeah, my character comes back to life when I start again from the save point... but WHAT ABOUT THE UNIVERSE WHERE MY CHARACTER DIES. WHAT HAPPENS TO THAT LIFE CYCLE.

/is not high

it is a FAILED LIFE CYCLE so the character doesn't actually know it happened or anything imo

 

[Dashell]

Video games are just so unrealistic

 

[Ghost X]

Maybe they do shave, but it isn't an important part of the plot, otherwise it'd be a barbie game, correct? Same with the brushing of hair.

Hero: OMG, dragon trashing town. Wizard, get your arse out here.
Wizard: I'm literally in the middle of brushing my hair *tap O repetitively to brush hair*. Almost done! Like I just got my braces off last week, Hero. Give me a moment *press X and use d-pad to put in retainer*.
Dragon stomps on your head, GAME OVER.

 

[Tennyo]

I want to live in a world where men are not hairy, either. Especially in the arm pits.

 

[Max Caulfield]

I want to live in a world where I can make all the fatal mistakes that I want and never have to worry about staying dead.

I COULD DO ALL KINDS OF CRAZY CRAP AND ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP.

 

[Ghost X]

I want to live in a world where men are not hairy, either. Especially in the arm pits.

Mwahahaha, thank god the cosmetics industry hasn't made men feel ugly in that department yet.

 

[Roger]

I dun see how this is helps anyone.