Isn't it amazing how...

Being able to travel around on foot without looking like you're crazy would be cool. (Like what they do in FFVII or the Pokemon games) I mean, really. If anyone tried that here, they'd get called stupid and retarded.

Also, perfect hair would be amazing.
 
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Octo

KULT OF KERMITU
AKA
Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
Maybe they do shave, but it isn't an important part of the plot, otherwise it'd be a barbie game, correct? Same with the brushing of hair.

I want this, a WII/DS game that makes good use of the wiimote/stylus and all you do is shave Barbies pubes into various shapes....

barbirpubes.jpg




...*sigh* I need a job...
 
Sometimes I freak the fuck out when I get a game over. It's like... yeah, my character comes back to life when I start again from the save point... but WHAT ABOUT THE UNIVERSE WHERE MY CHARACTER DIES. WHAT HAPPENS TO THAT LIFE CYCLE.

/is not high

Play Super Meat Boy... all your dead selves
merge together in hell to become a boss.
 

Glaurung

Forgot the cutesy in my other pants. Sorry.
AKA
Mama Dragon
I forgot to add that I would love a world where savepoints existed. Especially before exams or job interviews.
 

Max Caulfield

shaka brah
AKA
Chi, Trollzaya, Dean Winchester, Black Widow
I'd love to live in a world where I could have all these special powers and not have to worry about gravity.
 

Jocalyn

Pro Adventurer
I'd love to live in a world where you never in your life have to shower or change your clothes, yet you always look (and probably smell) just as fresh and clean as ever. Imagine how much extra time we would all have...
 

ForceStealer

Double Growth
I'd love to live in a world where you never in your life have to shower or change your clothes, yet you always look (and probably smell) just as fresh and clean as ever. Imagine how much extra time we would all have...

Although it is also a law that all stolen uniforms for the purposes of going undercover are smelly. Always.
 

X-SOLDIER

Harbinger O Great Justice
AKA
X
Sometimes I freak the fuck out when I get a game over. It's like... yeah, my character comes back to life when I start again from the save point... but WHAT ABOUT THE UNIVERSE WHERE MY CHARACTER DIES. WHAT HAPPENS TO THAT LIFE CYCLE.

/is not high

That's one of the best part about Demon's Souls. There's no sense of "the main character actually accomplished all this in one flawless series" feeling, because every time you screw up and die, you come back as a soul with all the knowledge of how you fucked up that time, and that's exactly how the events went down in your world.


X :neo:
 

Jocalyn

Pro Adventurer
Although it is also a law that all stolen uniforms for the purposes of going undercover are smelly. Always.

Haha, true. But noone ever hears about it again after that. It must be the aura of the video game hero that automatically cleanses everything :P
 

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
I like the way people in nearly all games ever made never have to piss, shit, eat, or sleep.
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
I like the way people in nearly all games ever made never have to piss, shit, eat, or sleep.

And not become a total moody assh*le because of it.

Some of them already are, naturally.

I forgot to add that I would love a world where savepoints existed. Especially before exams or job interviews.

With a 'try again?' option! :D Especially before a difficult and trying - whatever.
 
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Obsidian Fire

Ahk Morn!
AKA
The Engineer
Hammer Space. How cool would it be to carry around 99x of anything and it only takes up one "space" in your bag? Especially when there are like, 50, "spaces" in you bag?
 
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Celes Chere

Banned
AKA
Noctis
Especially before a difficult and trying - whatever.

Lol that made me think: It would be nice to set a difficulty to your life:
Easy Normal Hard Very Hard etc

It'd also be nice to have music playing to fit the themes of your life. XD
 

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
I wish there were cheat codes for life. I guess there technically are, but using them will get you locked up. Feels bad man. There should be cheat codes that don't have any adverse consequences.
 

Ghost X

Moderator
Cheat codes, eh. Well, if you want to murder someone, apparently in the US, you have a 40% chance of getting away with it, and roughly - wait for it - an 80 odd percent chance of getting away with property crimes... back in 2006 at least. Sourced from the UCR. I suspect if you're rich, the chances of getting away with fraud is 99.999%.
 

Celes Chere

Banned
AKA
Noctis
Playing Pokemon Diamond made me think of how AWESOME it would be to actually just send items to your PC and be able to withdraw them from any PC at any time, including the one in your bedroom.

LIKE LIKE
*TURNS ON PC*
*WITHDRAWS CHERRY COKE*
 
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