Japan has a great grasp of history

[Ⓐaron]

First there's giant enemy crabs in a game set in feudal japan, then there's a SRPG set in WWII involving vampires and werewolves, and now we get this.

I want it.

 

[Madame Mayor]

I'll totally want to play it for the gameplay.

 

[ForceStealer]

It is amazing how obsessed those people are with unrealistically enormous boobs. Why? Everyone always says "because they're women don't have them" in answer to that. Well that's true, but countries full of big-breasted women don't pine for A and B cups do they? While I was over there there were beautiful women who just happen to have small boobs, but none of them were on the covers of the magazines (which were everywhere, by the way). ...Strange.

*cough* Sorry, anyway, why exactly are they personifying WWII vehicles? Why even bother? Why not just make it women? lol

 

[Ⓐaron]

I'll totally want to play it for the gameplay.

Yeah, I definitely want to play this because of the, uh, gameplay. And the historical accuracy of course.

 

[Arianna]

Eh - I always just looked at it as the people who make these games are weird.

... Horny nazi tank girls?!

 

[Shademp]

Nazis are never funny. Even if they are horny tank girls. They are nazis for crying out loud! You might as well be having wet dreams about Hitler!

 

[Max Payne]

Going on about historical accuracy in a game like this is batshit. Another Japanese softcore porn game. woo hoo

 

[Makoeyes987]

Nazis are never funny. Even if they are horny tank girls. They are nazis for crying out loud! You might as well be having wet dreams about Hitler!

Hellsing would like to have a word with you.

 

[Celes Chere]

Looks delicious.

 

[Cthulhu]

Hellsing would like to have a word with you.

^. Nazis are pretty funny in there. Especially considering they're all blitheringly insane and die in giant sadistic orgies of blood and shit, 'specially in the OVAs.

 

[ForceStealer]

The big Nazi (well...neo nazi I guess?) guy in Black Lagoon with the Golden Gun is pretty funny. Or more accurately...dies funny.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Historical accuracy? I love me some historical accuracy! Like in MGS3, rite?

 

[Strangelove]

I don't know why people are complaining. That looks like a perfectly cromulent game about a very sexy period of history.

 

[Megatron]

Game of the motherfucking year

 

[Super Mario]

giant japanese women? posing as giant mechas? trashing my tokyo? in my PS3? DO FUCKING WANT!


are there any british girls pray tell?

 

[Madame Mayor]

giant japanese women? posing as giant mechas? trashing my tokyo? in my PS3? DO FUCKING WANT!

Nope, looks like it might be 360 only.

 

[ForceStealer]

In Japan? Really? Microsoft must be desperate.

 

[Tiefenrausch]

The 59 feet tall Gundam in Tokyo is much more awesome.

 

[Super Mario]

Nope, looks like it might be 360 only.

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No british,japanese,puertorican,brazillian transformer women for my PS3?!?