LADIES LOVE SCARS- A Garrus Vakarian Fanclub

[Alessa Gillespie]

CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER.

Garrus Vakarian is a badass turian cop or at least was until Shepard died and then he decided to become space batman. Then he decided to block a missile attack with his face, and this somehow has only increased his raw sex appeal.

BASICALLY Garrus Vakarian is a cool motherfucker who doesn't take shit from anyone and kicks ass all of the time. All of it. He is in fact, in cahoots with Aradia so that he can go through time and kick everyone's ass.

POST YOUR LOVE OF GARRUS RIGHT HERE YOU FUCKS.

 

[ForceStealer]

Even though I was already infiltrator, I had to expend effort to not put him in my party all the time so that some of the others would get experience now and then.

 

[Joe]

When Garrus had surgery to cure a gunship wound to the face, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Once, Death came for Garrus. Then Garrus said "Can it wait for a moment? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

 

[Joe]

Garrus Vakarian can calibrate a gun so well, it needs a cigarette afterward.

Garrus Vakarian can perform calibrations, while in the middle of some calibrations.

 

[Madame Mayor]

obligatory

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

 

[Dana Scully]

also can i just say his voice is like auditory sex <3

Spoiler: FANARTS FOR GREAT GARRUS

 

[Madame Mayor]

That top one is really hot.

 

[ForceStealer]

I like the second one, pretty badass. As is the second-to-last.

 

[Joker]

I have to make an avatar out of the third panel of the first post.

GARRUS WITH A MONOCLE

I HAVE TO HAVE IT

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

headbamp

 

[Alex]

obligatory

Aki, is that you?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Aki, is that you?

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

ALSO I REALIZED I DID NOT EXACTLY POST THIS IN THE RIGHT PLACE COULD A MOD PLEASE MOVE IT TO THE GENERAL SECTION

 

[ForceStealer]

I would, but I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

 

[Hisako]

GARRUS


HE'S THE HERO OMEGA DESERVES
BUT NOT THE ONE IT NEEDS RIGHT NOW

 

[Zee]

GARRUS


HE'S THE HERO OMEGA DESERVES
BUT NOT THE ONE IT NEEDS RIGHT NOW

also joining pls.

 

[Splintered]

This thread is pretty amazing.

 

[Hisako]

Yais how does one join



raptor cloacas are difficult things

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*takes breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHITSAYSCALIBRATINGONTHEBACK

 

[Hawkeye.]

This thread is pretty amazing.

You can always count on a birdman to cut a rug with his talons.

 

[ForceStealer]

Very impressive Garrus cosplay.

Looks like it'd be a pain to walk in - having to walk on the balls of your feet without a heel could get tiring real fast I imagine. Great calf workout though. The mask and visor also look great.

 

[Hisako]

Yeah this was the one Mass Effect cosplay I was most impressed with (aside from the Grunt one where they animatronic'd his krogan suit's mouth to move)

 

[Joker]

I saw a better Garrus one somewhere, where the visor was all lit up and stuff. Don't remember where, though.

(it was better than that one but cost SO MUCH MONEY is the point ._.)