Laughably bad/shit films.

[Octo]

Yeah I totally agree with you Soulreaper, a bad bad movie is one that cannot be enjoyed even on an ironic level.

And Showgirls is full of laughs be they intentional or not. Ditto Wicker Man.

Thats why I was hesitant to mention Little Man because I just couldn't stomach it on my own, perhaps some of these bad films are best enjoyed with other people?

 

[SoulReaper]

I'd say this thread would be about badly made films that fuckin'rule.

I'll throw some names in:

Alucarda
Virgins From Hell
The Warrior
Blood Feast
The Gore Gore Girls
Two Thousand Maniacs
Attack of The Crab Monsters
Rabid Grannies
Venus In Furs
Vampyros Lesbos
Virgin Among The Living Dead

 

[Ⓐaron]

Verhoeven made Starship Troopers and Robocop. The idea that he didn't know what he was doing when he made Showgirls seems suspect to me at best.

I don't have any additions to the list, though; everything I could think of has already been mentioned. Though TV Tropes does have this (warning: it's TV Tropes).

 

[Lord Noctis]

House of the dead.

 

[Pixel]

I worked in a cinema when The Happening was showing and there were so many people who walked out. Shyamalan shouldnt be alout to direct... or write without a team to fix the shit lines he churns out. Dont know why he got the Last Airbender job. You can see his grubby fingerprints all over that.

Ive never been able to sit through Pearl Harbour without switching off. The writing is just full of cliches.

 

[Mariketsu]

Xanadu

(My mom SRSLY hates this movie >.>)

~ Raz

 

[Cookie Monster]

The Happening
Wild at Heart
Catwoman
Spiderman 3
Batman & Robin
Waterworld
Snakes on a Plane
All of the Twilight films

 

[Zealkin]

 

[Hisako]

welp that had to come up at some point

 

[X-SOLDIER]

Anything by Uwe Boll, but especially: "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale"


There's a story that goes along with this.


My little brother and I saw it in Colorado with my dad the day it came out.

This is also the only time in my life where an ENTIRE theather of people were so disgusted by the film that the showing literally turned into live Rifftrax on the film as it was playing. It was one of the most amazing experiences in shit cinema EVER - made even better because my little brother was the one who started it with this quote.

some Sorcerer character: "You want to accellerate things?! FINE!!! Than we shall accelerate!"

...(awkward pause of everyone standing there)

My little brother, "THINGS!!!"

- audience bursts into laughter and everyone starts making comments about all the terrible everything.



X

 

[Unlucky]

Agreed with Soul. There are a lot of movies from the 70's that fit right into this category.

Here's a clip from one of the movies in his list that I've already seen:

^This movie also has one of the best soundtracks imo

And to add more:

The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave
The Mother of Tears
Ninja III: The Domination

 

[CK]

Mars Attacks. Although that was intentionally bad. xD

 

[Hisako]

Mars Attacks. Although that was intentionally bad. xD

You get to see Michael J Fox turned into a terrible CGI skeleton

what's not to like

 

[Danseru-kun]

Season of the Witch

 

[Tetsujin]

So

TLS Hilariously Bad Movie Stream?

y/y?

 

[Super Mario]

Sounds like a yes to me, boys. Let's saddle up for some hilarity tonight!

 

[Alex]

I love how Nicholas Cage seems to pop up a lot on this thread.

That said, a lot of the films in here are hilariously entertaining and bad in equal parts. There's very few truly, ungodly awful films here. Which doesn't actually surprise me at all.

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is one of those. Because even the borderline pornographic sex scene doesn't hide the fact that there isn't enough budget to actually commit to having much to do with the Mega Shark fighting the Giant Octopus.

 

[Danseru-kun]

Haven't watched them yet but maybe "worth checking"

Sharktopus

Spoiler: cute, plushie version

Megapython vs Gatoroid

 

[Interslicery]

Brain Damage

Guy gets a worm thing thats hundreds of years old (and kindof a charming prick) that injects a drug into his brain in exchange for helping him eat peoples brains.
Theres a single shot of the guy walking down a sidewalk with some "tense" music playing that goes on for a full minute. You keep expecting it to end, but it just keeps going and going.
Also, best blowjob kill ever.

 

[Danseru-kun]

7 Words that Only Bad Movies Have In Their Titles

Relevant.

 

[Charles Xavier]

 

[Geostigma]

Wow cant believe it hasnt been mentioned yet. This movie is a "Its so bad its excellent" movie classic. It really is.


Troll 2, Wiki link
Its so bad it has a documentary about it called "Best Worst Movie".
Its so bad, its a movie called "troll" And it has nothing to do with trolls, Its about goblins.
Its so bad, It has nothing to do with Troll 1. In fact Troll 2 is considered to be a different movie franchise entirely from troll 1.

Its so bad that the director wants to make a sequel and call it Troll 2: 2. Despite it having a sequel called Troll 3. Literally

.

Its best watched with a bunch of friends.

 

[Hisako]

Uh it kind of already was mentioned in passing but cool

 

[Danseru-kun]

 

[Geostigma]

Uh it kind of already was mentioned in passing but cool

Oh my bad, I did a ctrl+f for troll and nothing popped up so i figured it wasnt.
Sorry