Magic Pots want to be slaughtered

[Sylvie]

They beg you for Elixirs, which don't heal them. They only seem to activate the possibility that they can be destroyed. Then they sit idly while you fucking crush them.

What an interesting enemy.

 

[Max Payne]

seriously are you trolling lol

 

[Fangu]

lol! I never thought of them that way. It is kinda funny.
Though I'm pretty sure they're just made that way so you'll get a clue there's something special about them - so you find out how to level materia fast.

 

[Sylvie]

seriously are you trolling lol

no

 

[Octo]

I think I'm starting to like Sylvie's take on things, beats the hell out of the santitised yawnfest that the compilation has become

 

[Master Bates]

They're suicidal masochists. Quite perfect for sadistic players like yourself.

 

[Ghost X]

Hey, if people gave me lots of money and experience (whatever that would mean in a real life situation) when I killed them, I'd probably be all for it too.... or not.

 

[Sylvie]

They're suicidal masochists. Quite perfect for sadistic players like yourself.

No, it's okay, you don't have to cross it out.

I think I'm starting to like Sylvie's take on things, beats the hell out of the santitised yawnfest that the compilation has become

I agree.

 

[Celes Chere]

They beg you for Elixirs, which don't heal them. They only seem to activate the possibility that they can be destroyed. Then they sit idly while you fucking crush them.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Magic Pots are some of the most fucking bizarre enemies of Final Fantasy.

Sometimes they passionately run up to you, demanding elixirs and other nonsense, so that they can bare their throats for you to relentlessly slaughter them.

Other times...they accost you for Elixirs and if you decide not comply with their demands (or attempt to kill/steal your elixir back), they brutally skull fuck you with an unending stream of magic hate that usually can kill you in 1 to 2 hits.

And then sometimes they don't do anything at all but run away when confronted.

They're literally the crackheads of Final Fantasy.

 

[Alex]

but killing magic pots is the only way i can get an erection

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

 

[Sylvie]

I like the taste of the seminal nectar which is spattered from their crossed innards.

 

[Octo]

I like the taste of the seminal nectar which is spattered from their crossed innards.

I think I've just found Mr Ite's new band name!

 

[Master Bates]

I like the taste of the seminal nectar which is spattered from their crossed innards.