Makoeyes987
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So, after beating Stranger of Paradise and doing the last DLC, seeing Emperor Mateus again reignited my passion to play Dissidia again.
The original iteration of Dissidia.. Not the... Arcade team battler version we got from Team Ninja.
The last time I played this game was back in like 2011. So, I decided to revisit and share some thoughts from playing. Kinda inspired by @Tetsujin and their thread with FFXV
Right off the bat, I'm already hit with nostalgia turning the game on because the Mognet keeps track from your last time of booting up the game and the moogles act surprised that it's you given the amount of time it's been. My bonus day was apparently Saturday, which makes sense. Just by dabbling in quick battle, I can tell I'm rusty as fuck so I figure the story mode *probably* is the best place to try to regain my rhythm for this game and reteach myself the basics.
And so Lightning's part ends.
I like this part because it definitely ties back into the practical thinking Lightning has and exhibits in FFXIII. Given her refusal to follow destiny and just follow the cycle that's thrust upon her, she'd rather take matters into her own hands and do something now. Even though Lightning doesn't fully remember everything from her world, she definitely remembers gods suck ass and hating being told what to do. God bless her.
Vaan's story was short as hell, but I guess you can only do so much with a character like him. That's fine, we can move on
Laguna's storyline mode was hilarious asf and fun. He's not the kind of character I enjoy to play as though, but it was still a fun ride. Still kinda funny he somehow briefly won over the living embodiment of the void into spilling some intel just by being a huge awkward dork.
Got some more thoughts to share but I'll save them for another post. So far this is wildly entertaining. I almost totally forgot while I love this game
I've been playing the hell out of it for the past few days so I definitely got more thoughts to share lolol
The original iteration of Dissidia.. Not the... Arcade team battler version we got from Team Ninja.
The last time I played this game was back in like 2011. So, I decided to revisit and share some thoughts from playing. Kinda inspired by @Tetsujin and their thread with FFXV
Right off the bat, I'm already hit with nostalgia turning the game on because the Mognet keeps track from your last time of booting up the game and the moogles act surprised that it's you given the amount of time it's been. My bonus day was apparently Saturday, which makes sense. Just by dabbling in quick battle, I can tell I'm rusty as fuck so I figure the story mode *probably* is the best place to try to regain my rhythm for this game and reteach myself the basics.
So when I first played this, I hadn't played FFXIII yet, so I sorta... Had absolutely no proper reference to Lightning's storyline here or anything. And now, having played through FFXIII, it's pretty interesting to see this again.
Also, I somehow completely forgot they added a fucking world map to this version of Dissidia. I completely forgot it was no longer just a board game. That really fucking rocks. And it's based on FF1's world too. Jeez, what a glow up this game is compared to the original Dissidia lol...
Lightning being pissed off about being pulled into the whims and wars of gods from another world, when she's already been there and done that *really* makes sense!
So in the 12th iteration of this cycle, the warriors of Cosmos are tasked with finding their crystal, except... This is pretty difficult given the fact manikins have decided to crash the party in World B and they act as an unending horde of enemies that Chaos' warriors can sic on the heroes, denying them direct confrontation with their respective opponents which is an integral part of the whole "manifest your crystal" mission they were given.
In fact, right from the jump, poor Lightning, Yuna, Jecht, Tifa, Vaan, Laguna, and Kain get separated due to a manikin ambush and now have to try to rendezvous for safety. Lightning thankfully stays close to Tifa, Vaan, and Laguna, and she even straight up murders Kuja who showed up talking crazy only to get his ass packed up and sent straight to hell. Which is funny to me cuz Kefka just stood there and watched his ally literally just die.
He didn't even try to pull up at all when he saw him struggling! What's funny was he was just talking about getting Chaos warriors who were not eagerly in the fight to get off the bench and play, so apparently he did that... Just to get Kuja killed? LMFAO He literally goaded Kuja to fight just so he could die and watch it. What a demon, no honor whatsoever.
"Lightning with no sky in which to hide... No choice now but to fulfill your destiny... And fall." Ngl, that's a pretty cold line to say to someone named "Lightning." Real creative. Too bad he got his ass folded after saying this.
Lightning's playstyle was already pretty awesome given she can literally change her entire moveset based on her paradigm and now knowing the reference its even cooler. I can see why she was one of my favorites to use back in the day.
It really cannot be understated what a cold bitch Kefka is though. LOLing at Kuja while he faded away and talking about how he won't remember a thing and how he'll fill his head with fucked up memories and shit. What a monster.
So Lightning gets separated again and has been wandering about, smashing manikins and....Oh, it's Kain! She's finally found a friend!
Annnnd he's standing over a body. And it's Bartz! That's not suspicious at all
"Bartz! Oh no, someone's got him??"-Lightning
"...Yes."-Kain
Yeah, someone got him alright.
"Kain...You... why did you...?"
I hate that my brain automatically began to think of "Among Us" here. Kain clearly would play a terrible imposter, killing his teammates but leaving them alive long enough to weakly tell on how he speared them out of nowhere. While listening to Bartz, Kain tried to impale Lightning from behind, but obvious she dodged and was like, "GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE." So she fights him off and he flees with the body of Bartz in tow.
Lightning is naturally pissed at this and thinks Kain's gone psycho. I mean, this nutjob Dragoon is killing folks and carrying their bodies away. What would you think?
The Chaos Warriors are straight up dicks in this story. They literally treating this cycle as easy-mode, not even bothering to properly fight their rivals or anyone really, just showing up going, "Haha, scrubs. You ain't gonna see no damn crystals cuz the manikins are just gonna wash you out and when you die, you die for good cuz they don't stop." Garland just shows up to gloat at Lightning and talk trash.
So Lightning makes it back to base with Cosmos and fills in the poor goddess about the shitshow going outside, Kain going schizo, and sure enough, the one guy she hates most, Warrior of Light is there too. Cause why wouldn't be guarding his waifu?
Also Jecht suddenly dies and Cosmos feels it.
"We keep taking orders from you, and we can forget about the crystals. We won't last that long! Of all the stupid things to die for..." And this is why I love Lightning. Just straight up telling a goddess she's trash and doesn't know a damn thing about what she's doing here. Keep it at 100 Lightning, ilu.
And then Warrior of Light drops a truth bomb. He says the war isn't winnable with the unending horde of enemies. And then he points his sword at Lightning! Lightning is obviously not gonna take this shit, so she squares up and points her sword right back. Calling his ass the second traitor, and questioning who the hell he even is, lolol. Warrior of Light then basically goes, "Don't worry about that, just go to sleep" LOLOL So they scrap and Cosmos pleads with them to lay down their swords.
And Warrior of Light comes clean. Kain and him came to the realization that this cycle was shot and if things kept up, the heroes would just die permanently fighting manikins, but... If they were to be killed by fellow Cosmos warriors, and then kept safe until the cycle ended, they could be reincarnated the next go round, and not suffer permanent defeat. So Kain figured he'd clean up the warriors, get them prepared for the next cycle, and avoid the whole mess all together.
Makes sense! Too bad they didn't share it with the others though, right?
Lightning is obviously pissed about not being kept in the loop, and she doesn't even know that this whole war has happened multiple times in a row and she decides that rather than "go to sleep", she wants to fight and deal with the threat of the manikins now, because even if it were left for next cycle, the manikins would still be around, thereby nullifying their efforts in the first place.
Also, I somehow completely forgot they added a fucking world map to this version of Dissidia. I completely forgot it was no longer just a board game. That really fucking rocks. And it's based on FF1's world too. Jeez, what a glow up this game is compared to the original Dissidia lol...
Lightning being pissed off about being pulled into the whims and wars of gods from another world, when she's already been there and done that *really* makes sense!
So in the 12th iteration of this cycle, the warriors of Cosmos are tasked with finding their crystal, except... This is pretty difficult given the fact manikins have decided to crash the party in World B and they act as an unending horde of enemies that Chaos' warriors can sic on the heroes, denying them direct confrontation with their respective opponents which is an integral part of the whole "manifest your crystal" mission they were given.
In fact, right from the jump, poor Lightning, Yuna, Jecht, Tifa, Vaan, Laguna, and Kain get separated due to a manikin ambush and now have to try to rendezvous for safety. Lightning thankfully stays close to Tifa, Vaan, and Laguna, and she even straight up murders Kuja who showed up talking crazy only to get his ass packed up and sent straight to hell. Which is funny to me cuz Kefka just stood there and watched his ally literally just die.
He didn't even try to pull up at all when he saw him struggling! What's funny was he was just talking about getting Chaos warriors who were not eagerly in the fight to get off the bench and play, so apparently he did that... Just to get Kuja killed? LMFAO He literally goaded Kuja to fight just so he could die and watch it. What a demon, no honor whatsoever.
"Lightning with no sky in which to hide... No choice now but to fulfill your destiny... And fall." Ngl, that's a pretty cold line to say to someone named "Lightning." Real creative. Too bad he got his ass folded after saying this.
Lightning's playstyle was already pretty awesome given she can literally change her entire moveset based on her paradigm and now knowing the reference its even cooler. I can see why she was one of my favorites to use back in the day.
It really cannot be understated what a cold bitch Kefka is though. LOLing at Kuja while he faded away and talking about how he won't remember a thing and how he'll fill his head with fucked up memories and shit. What a monster.
So Lightning gets separated again and has been wandering about, smashing manikins and....Oh, it's Kain! She's finally found a friend!
Annnnd he's standing over a body. And it's Bartz! That's not suspicious at all
"Bartz! Oh no, someone's got him??"-Lightning
"...Yes."-Kain
Yeah, someone got him alright.
"Kain...You... why did you...?"
I hate that my brain automatically began to think of "Among Us" here. Kain clearly would play a terrible imposter, killing his teammates but leaving them alive long enough to weakly tell on how he speared them out of nowhere. While listening to Bartz, Kain tried to impale Lightning from behind, but obvious she dodged and was like, "GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE." So she fights him off and he flees with the body of Bartz in tow.
Lightning is naturally pissed at this and thinks Kain's gone psycho. I mean, this nutjob Dragoon is killing folks and carrying their bodies away. What would you think?
The Chaos Warriors are straight up dicks in this story. They literally treating this cycle as easy-mode, not even bothering to properly fight their rivals or anyone really, just showing up going, "Haha, scrubs. You ain't gonna see no damn crystals cuz the manikins are just gonna wash you out and when you die, you die for good cuz they don't stop." Garland just shows up to gloat at Lightning and talk trash.
So Lightning makes it back to base with Cosmos and fills in the poor goddess about the shitshow going outside, Kain going schizo, and sure enough, the one guy she hates most, Warrior of Light is there too. Cause why wouldn't be guarding his waifu?
Also Jecht suddenly dies and Cosmos feels it.
"We keep taking orders from you, and we can forget about the crystals. We won't last that long! Of all the stupid things to die for..." And this is why I love Lightning. Just straight up telling a goddess she's trash and doesn't know a damn thing about what she's doing here. Keep it at 100 Lightning, ilu.
And then Warrior of Light drops a truth bomb. He says the war isn't winnable with the unending horde of enemies. And then he points his sword at Lightning! Lightning is obviously not gonna take this shit, so she squares up and points her sword right back. Calling his ass the second traitor, and questioning who the hell he even is, lolol. Warrior of Light then basically goes, "Don't worry about that, just go to sleep" LOLOL So they scrap and Cosmos pleads with them to lay down their swords.
And Warrior of Light comes clean. Kain and him came to the realization that this cycle was shot and if things kept up, the heroes would just die permanently fighting manikins, but... If they were to be killed by fellow Cosmos warriors, and then kept safe until the cycle ended, they could be reincarnated the next go round, and not suffer permanent defeat. So Kain figured he'd clean up the warriors, get them prepared for the next cycle, and avoid the whole mess all together.
Makes sense! Too bad they didn't share it with the others though, right?
Lightning is obviously pissed about not being kept in the loop, and she doesn't even know that this whole war has happened multiple times in a row and she decides that rather than "go to sleep", she wants to fight and deal with the threat of the manikins now, because even if it were left for next cycle, the manikins would still be around, thereby nullifying their efforts in the first place.
And so Lightning's part ends.
I like this part because it definitely ties back into the practical thinking Lightning has and exhibits in FFXIII. Given her refusal to follow destiny and just follow the cycle that's thrust upon her, she'd rather take matters into her own hands and do something now. Even though Lightning doesn't fully remember everything from her world, she definitely remembers gods suck ass and hating being told what to do. God bless her.
So Vaan gets separated after meeting up with Lightning and suddenly he sees a girl who looks like she's just staring off into space... And when he sees her, she just goes, "GRAGH, COSMOS WARRIOR! MUST DESTROY!" and sure enough, it's Terra. Cuz Terra was originally a Chaos warrior, and she's brainwashed and crazy thanks to Kefka and Chaos.
....Chaos clearly got first pick of the pawns, cuz he really made sure to add the most broken or badass mofos to his team. He made sure to pick up Terra, Cloud, Sephiroth, Tidus, Ultimecia...he just... Went for the most broken or popular characters while Cosmos got left with everyone not a villain. LMAO it ain't easy being Team Harmony apparently....
So Vaan holds off the berserk brainwashed magically lady and she finally flies off. Then he wanders some more and sees her again getting berated by Kefka. Now, people talk smack about Vaan being useless and sorta superfluous to FFXII's story (and ngl, there's some truth to that) but this dude's game is on point.
While Kefka is just berating and punishing this poor girl, he just pulls up and goes, "Holup. You ain't fixin' to just torture this girl here, bro. Square up."
Kefka's response to this is just classic badass.
"Who? What? When-where-why?"
"In case you didn't hear me the first time, I said leave that girl alone."
"In that case, PLAY DEAD."
Then they fight.
Afterwards Kefka goes,
"And here I thought you were just another prepubescent pretty boy... Incredible! That was the most fun I had in minutes!" LMAO
Vaan holds his own, and then... He just pulls the chad move of *grabbing* Terra's hand, runs and shouts over his shoulder, "We'll finish this next time. For now, I'm just gonna take the girl. Catch you later!"
...And Kefka just waves and says its been a pleasure. Before realizing WTF is going on. LOLOL, Vaan was so smooth he even got Kefka to go along with it. His crazy ass can't even keep track of the shit he's doing sometimes. This blew me away and I couldn't believe how Kefka legit just dgaf LOLOL
So Vaan travels with Terra, protecting her and getting her to realize she has worth beyond just being a tool of destruction and chaos. So he gets her to embrace her desire *not* to fight, and tells her to hide in the Interdimensional Rift castle. He says to hide until it's all over, and then he'll come find her and get her to be a warrior of Cosmos. Ngl, that's a pretty big promise to make but apparently it happened cuz we know in the next iteration she's on the Cosmos side so, bro must've had some mad connections after all!
....Chaos clearly got first pick of the pawns, cuz he really made sure to add the most broken or badass mofos to his team. He made sure to pick up Terra, Cloud, Sephiroth, Tidus, Ultimecia...he just... Went for the most broken or popular characters while Cosmos got left with everyone not a villain. LMAO it ain't easy being Team Harmony apparently....
So Vaan holds off the berserk brainwashed magically lady and she finally flies off. Then he wanders some more and sees her again getting berated by Kefka. Now, people talk smack about Vaan being useless and sorta superfluous to FFXII's story (and ngl, there's some truth to that) but this dude's game is on point.
While Kefka is just berating and punishing this poor girl, he just pulls up and goes, "Holup. You ain't fixin' to just torture this girl here, bro. Square up."
Kefka's response to this is just classic badass.
"Who? What? When-where-why?"
"In case you didn't hear me the first time, I said leave that girl alone."
"In that case, PLAY DEAD."
Then they fight.
Afterwards Kefka goes,
"And here I thought you were just another prepubescent pretty boy... Incredible! That was the most fun I had in minutes!" LMAO
Vaan holds his own, and then... He just pulls the chad move of *grabbing* Terra's hand, runs and shouts over his shoulder, "We'll finish this next time. For now, I'm just gonna take the girl. Catch you later!"
...And Kefka just waves and says its been a pleasure. Before realizing WTF is going on. LOLOL, Vaan was so smooth he even got Kefka to go along with it. His crazy ass can't even keep track of the shit he's doing sometimes. This blew me away and I couldn't believe how Kefka legit just dgaf LOLOL
So Vaan travels with Terra, protecting her and getting her to realize she has worth beyond just being a tool of destruction and chaos. So he gets her to embrace her desire *not* to fight, and tells her to hide in the Interdimensional Rift castle. He says to hide until it's all over, and then he'll come find her and get her to be a warrior of Cosmos. Ngl, that's a pretty big promise to make but apparently it happened cuz we know in the next iteration she's on the Cosmos side so, bro must've had some mad connections after all!
Vaan's story was short as hell, but I guess you can only do so much with a character like him. That's fine, we can move on
Laguna's story is also pretty short, but he featured prominently in Lightning's scenario too. If Lightning is the tactical leader of the heroes with her badass fighting prowess and military strategy, Laguna's the heart of the group in terms of his emotional intelligence and ability to keep the team on the same page. Game really does a great job showing this in the text dialogue interactions between the group.
Bro can't find himself out of a paperbag but he knows how to disarm conflict and keep people in high spirits. He's just a bro of the highest order.
So now he's out in the world map alone, and trying to figure out if this is the first time he's been to this spot... Or if he's been there before. ROTFL this man literally would die if his life depended on finding where he was.
And sure enough, Cloud of Darkness finds him. And decides today's the day he dies.
They fight and afterwards... Laguna.. See I remember this scene because it's fucking LOL.
It's like Laguna suddenly realizes that the living embodiment of the void is in the shape of a beautiful feminine figure and he's just...in awe of it's beauty. And it causes Cloud of Darkness to pause, like..."...Is something wrong?"
So it got me wondering... Did no one like, ever comment or react to the fact Cloud of Darkness is a beautiful, scantily clad individual or something? Has that never been a reaction it's gotten while confronted in the world of FFIII? Because it appeared genuinely perplexed at his reaction. And Laguna blushes and gets nervous as he looks at it and just...ROTFLMAO he gets a leg cramp. The leg cramp thing... Just like he got when he met Julia and fell in love with her in FFVIII. LOLOLOL
And this...actually disarms Cloud of Darkness. LOL it literally just loses the urge to fight him and talks smack. But, amidst the smack talk, Cloud of Darkness drops some knowledge on him. CoD tells him what the manikins are, and where they can be found. These "abominations" come from the Interdimensional Rift from a portal that ExDeath cooked up and they're flooding wrecking havoc. If they managed to close the portal, they could stem the flow, and bring balance back to the war. However, it's dangerous asf because it'd be a suicide mission given the numbers flowing out from the Rift.
Laguna rightfully decides to head back to Cosmos with the intel so a proper decision can be made, and sure enough, he runs into Vaan along the way so they head back with the knowledge.
Bro can't find himself out of a paperbag but he knows how to disarm conflict and keep people in high spirits. He's just a bro of the highest order.
So now he's out in the world map alone, and trying to figure out if this is the first time he's been to this spot... Or if he's been there before. ROTFL this man literally would die if his life depended on finding where he was.
And sure enough, Cloud of Darkness finds him. And decides today's the day he dies.
They fight and afterwards... Laguna.. See I remember this scene because it's fucking LOL.
It's like Laguna suddenly realizes that the living embodiment of the void is in the shape of a beautiful feminine figure and he's just...in awe of it's beauty. And it causes Cloud of Darkness to pause, like..."...Is something wrong?"
So it got me wondering... Did no one like, ever comment or react to the fact Cloud of Darkness is a beautiful, scantily clad individual or something? Has that never been a reaction it's gotten while confronted in the world of FFIII? Because it appeared genuinely perplexed at his reaction. And Laguna blushes and gets nervous as he looks at it and just...ROTFLMAO he gets a leg cramp. The leg cramp thing... Just like he got when he met Julia and fell in love with her in FFVIII. LOLOLOL
And this...actually disarms Cloud of Darkness. LOL it literally just loses the urge to fight him and talks smack. But, amidst the smack talk, Cloud of Darkness drops some knowledge on him. CoD tells him what the manikins are, and where they can be found. These "abominations" come from the Interdimensional Rift from a portal that ExDeath cooked up and they're flooding wrecking havoc. If they managed to close the portal, they could stem the flow, and bring balance back to the war. However, it's dangerous asf because it'd be a suicide mission given the numbers flowing out from the Rift.
Laguna rightfully decides to head back to Cosmos with the intel so a proper decision can be made, and sure enough, he runs into Vaan along the way so they head back with the knowledge.
Laguna's storyline mode was hilarious asf and fun. He's not the kind of character I enjoy to play as though, but it was still a fun ride. Still kinda funny he somehow briefly won over the living embodiment of the void into spilling some intel just by being a huge awkward dork.
Got some more thoughts to share but I'll save them for another post. So far this is wildly entertaining. I almost totally forgot while I love this game
I've been playing the hell out of it for the past few days so I definitely got more thoughts to share lolol