Manly Body Appreciation Club

[Flare]

Sasha Roiz

Unf Plays on the tv series Grimm.

 

[Ghost X]

Some guy named Helmut Strebl. Looks like he was pulled out of a book on anatomy . Skin shrink-wrapped to his body. Look at this. Look at them back muscles .

 

[Cthulhu]

That ain't right . That's also a dangerously low fat count, something top-level body builders would only keep for at most a day - below a certain amount there's no fat lining around organs anymor, making them vary vulnerable and shit.

 

[Ghost X]

Apparently he has 4% fat.

 

[Cthulhu]

Huh. Low but not actually minimal. Quaint.

 

[Mage]

Isn't that less than Lance Armstrong? I mean, he had very little fat on him too - the healthy range is 8%-19% for men and higher yet for women so it's a very high-maintenance physique to start with.

IMO it's not attractive at all.

 

[Ghost X]

I don't think drawings of flayed people in anatomy books are attractive either. More of an aesthetic appeal thing :p.

 

[Cthulhu]

Attractive no, but impressive, definitely. Also educational.

 

[Strangelove]

i'd like to show my appreciation for keeping that scary man's body away from me, thnx

 

[Strangelove]

Spoiler: i appreciate when guys put their arms up and their shirt goes up and exposes their midrift

 

[Mage]

That was great til I noticed the Mickey Mouse ears, then my brain put them on his head and ruined it.

Em-eye-see-kay-ee-why em-oh-yoo-ess-ee

 

[Channy]

Did anyone else notice he wasn't wearing any pants?

 

[Strangelove]

Why do you think I was looking at that picture in the first place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Shademp]

I have a feeling a few people on the board will appreciate this one

 

[Lestat]

.......cousin Seamus?

 

[Claudius Caesar]

Well, when it comes to manly features...I have someone who might fit the bill.

John Holmes may not have been the most handsome of fellows but he was definitely gifted in the masculine area if you know what I mean...hehe.

Dude was well-endowed even by the standards of his chosen profession. Google it.

This is the only work-safe picture I could find.

 

[Mage]

I speak for many wimminz when I say that having a mahoosive dick is not the be all and end all for sexings.

 

[Claudius Caesar]

I speak for many wimminz when I say that having a mahoosive dick is not the be all and end all for sexings.

Oh, I'm well aware. Size is not all that matters.

But still, a lot of guys for some reason are fixated on size being a measure of manliness.

I don't get it either, but it'd be a shame if John Holmes didn't at least get a notable mention for it.

There's well-endowed, and then there's John Holmes. If he were around in the 1870's instead of the 1970's, he could've been a performer in P.T. Barnum's freak show just for that alone.