Most Likely to Be a Username Dupe

[Ⓐaron]

As with applet, Username's dupes are usually obvious, but has he had a second account on the forums for years? It could be one of these people.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

You forgot The Moment.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I decided to disqualify it for being an actual Username dupe. It's no fun if you get to vote for something on a "Most Likely" award that is already known to be the thing that it is specified as "most likely" to be.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Voting for you V. I have a hilarious mental image of you being all Dissociative Identity Disorder guy and constantly waging war with yourself over a message forum as Username, and just really being over this shit as yourself

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Then why is EooseRNaem on here?

 

[Ⓐaron]

Because it's not an actual dupe, at least not yet

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Well why did you include telppa, an actual applet dupe, on the "most likely to be an applet dupe" Poll then?

 

[Ⓐaron]

Was that an actual applet dupe? I didn't know that I should probably delete it but I'd have to redo the entire poll and fuck that.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Was that an actual applet dupe? I didn't know that I should probably delete it but I'd have to redo the entire poll and fuck that.

Not to mention I've already voted for telppa. I was even the one who nominated it.

 

[Splintered]

I voted for Yop because I like the idea of Username actually being in control of everything and having power over everyone.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

^And it just gets more and more Lovecraftian up in here.

 

[Cookie Monster]

YopY.

If he were Username, that would be the greatest troll operation by a man to date.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

what if all these people were Username dupes?

Spoiler: dupeception

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

what if we all are Username? or if Username is us all?

 

[Cthulhu]

THERE IS NO DANA ONLY USERNAME

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Alright, now everyone just be on the lookout for Rick Moranis and we should be fine.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

in DUPER VallEY, all aRE USERnamE.

 

[Cookie Monster]

And He asked him, "What is thy name?" And he answered, saying, "My name is Username: for we are many."

 

[Flintlock]

Ryusername.

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

the winner must be bannned

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Spoiler: The truth is everyone is a Username dupe.

I'm a Username dupe yeah!
You're a Username dupe yeah!
We're all Username dupes yeah!
Duper duper duper dupers yeah!

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

So wait... by that logic combined with your Mansername logic... we're all porking Aaron? Including Aaron? How da hell is he winning least likely to be sexually active again?

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

The truth is everybody is porking everybody, and everybody is Username. So basically everyone is a masturbating Username.