Most Likely to Die in the Zombie Apocalypse

[Ⓐaron]

Either people think these people are unresourceful, or they think they happen to suffer from tropes that tend to be unlucky in horror films (such as being Hispanic). I wish them the best of luck when the inevitable occurs.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Why the fuck was I nominated for this? I literally can't die. The sun could blow up and I'd still be alive. That's what excessive time travel does to you.

But once again, I'm voting for myself because I'm shameless.

 

[Splintered]

Username because he's the one that will most likely be used as bait

or he is the first zombie that turns the world I dunno

 

[Lex]

I just went by the fact that he's always drunk.

 

[Fangu]

I voted Carlos because he'd most likely try to hump one of the zombies

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Either people think these people are unresourceful, or they think they happen to suffer from tropes that tend to be unlucky in horror films (such as being Hispanic). I wish them the best of luck when the inevitable occurs.

So you wish Username the best of luck? I knew TheMansername was ttly cannonz.

 

[Ⓐaron]

In Username's case, that was a bit (by which I mean overwhelmingly) sarcastic

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

In Username's case, that was a bit (by which I mean overwhelmingly) sarcastic

Stop denying it, you and Username are ttly a cannon couple.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Stop denying it, you and Username are ttly a cannon couple.

Cannon couple? As in, I shoot him out of a cannon? Ok.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Cannon couple? As in, I shoot him out of a cannon? Ok.

No, as in you two have sex in a cannon.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Not going to happen

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Already did.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I have been celibate for years, and if I were to break my celibacy it would certainly not be with Username.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

I have been celibate for years, and if I were to break my celibacy it would certainly be with Username.

Indeed.

 

[Ⓐaron]

You did not fix that quote.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

Can't vote Porky cause "Perfectly Safe Capsule," can't vote User cause he'll just feed the zombies dupes until they go away... So, voting Kris because of reasons he has explained to me that would lead to freezing up and getting eaten

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

You did not fix that quote.

I was quoting what you truly thought. Aaron and Username sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

 

[Ⓐaron]

I certainly don't think any such thing.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

What Aaron says:

I certainly don't think any such thing.

What Aaron actually thinks:

I certainly think many such things.

 

[Ⓐaron]

You know, the more you try to make it look like I feel something I clearly don't, the more it looks like you're hiding something, like your crush on Username for example

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

You know, the more you try to make it look like I feel something I clearly do, the more it looks like I'm hiding something, like my crush on Username for example

Fixxed.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Nope, you're definitely deflecting attention

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Y'know Aaron, we can share Username if you'd like, but Tres will probably want in on it too, so we'll probably have to consult him as well.

 

[Ⓐaron]

I'd be much more likely to sleep with Tres than either of the others in question. You're underage.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

I'd be much more likely to sleep with Tres. You're underage.

Over 1,000 is underage? seems moar like overage to me. And you know you wanna have a three way with Tres and Username. I'm chaste though, so I won't be joining you.