Most Likely to Die in the Zombie Apocalypse

[Dawnbreaker]

^this is one of the awesomest convos I've read in a while. Now I wish I'd nominated a Minch/Aaron pairing. xD

I voted for Carlos because he's fearless and would probably jump into the midst of battle. My hero.

 

[Ⓐaron]

@Matt: You can think whatever you need to get yourself off, but it won't make it true

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

@Matt: You can think whatever you need to get yourself off, but it won't make it true

We should invite Username over so you and his new dupe account can confess your twoo wuv for each other. And then have you ban him of course(in this case, ban also means fuck)

 

[Carlos]

I voted Carlos because he'd most likely try to hump one of the zombies

You know me so well.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

^this is one of the awesomest convos I've read in a while. Now I wish I'd nominated a Minch/Aaron pairing. xD

I voted for Carlos because he's fearless and would probably jump into the midst of battle. My hero.

You know you wanna ship Me x Aaron x Username x Tres x Force AKA Matthewthemansertresstealer

 

[Carlie]

Yes focus on Carlos humping and username's drunkenness and ignore the Puerto Rican girl.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

You have an ass worth saving. Ergo, you'd be one of the folks who make it out alive as folks like me get mauled by zombies to keep them busy

 

[Carlos]

Yes focus on Carlos humping and username's drunkenness and ignore the Puerto Rican girl.

Sorry. Some Ricans get their time in the spotlight and some don't.

But I did vote for you. So calmate nena.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Yes focus on Carlos humping and username's drunkenness and ignore the Puerto Rican girl.

You and Tres will be too busy procreating to get killed.

 

[Carlie]

You have an ass worth saving. Ergo, you'd be one of the folks who make it out alive as folks like me get mauled by zombies to keep them busy

Pure Puerto Rican muscle saving my life.

Sorry. Some Ricans get their time in the spotlight and some don't.

But I did vote for you. So calmate nena.

In this category I would more than gladly give up the Rican spotlight to you.

You and Tres will be too busy procreating to get killed.

Death by sex would disagree.

 

[AvecAloes]

I vote Matt, because he'd likely be too busy going on about how he's invincible to notice the hoard coming right at him from behind, ala that programmer in Goldeneye.

 

[Cthulhu]

I voted Soak... for the same reasons as others voted Carlos, but with gender discrimination, .

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

I vote Matt, because he'd likely be too busy going on about how he's invincible to notice the hoard coming right at him from behind, ala that programmer in Goldeneye.

Nah, even if they came at me from behind, they still wouldn't be able to penetrate the absolutely safe capsule. At best, they'd be able to roll it over. I would then mock them by sticking my tongue out at them.

And Aaron, I apologize profusely for shipping you with username. Perhaps you'd like to be shipped with applet instead? I even came up with a portmanteau couple name for you two: apron.

 

[Lex]

APRON!

 

[Ⓐaron]

No, do not want again.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

No, do not want again.

The amount of dupes of hers that you've banned disagrees, after all, everyone knows banning is your way of expressing your love.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Of course, why didn't I see it before. Never mind the fact that applet is probably a man pretending to be a woman, and I have no attraction to men

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Of course, why didn't I see it before. Never mind the fact that applet is probably a man pretending to be a woman, and I have no attraction to men

Your attraction towards Username disagrees.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Fictitious attraction.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

Fictitious attraction.

Yes "fictitious".

 

[Octo]

This current conversation is comedy gold

Anyway I voted for Soak cos in the movies the hot girl always gets killed

 

[Carlie]

By that logic every girl in this forum would die.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

This current conversation is comedy gold

Anyway I voted for Soak cos in the movies the hot girl always gets killed

No, the hottest girl always gets killed. The second hottest is the one that survives to the end.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

death by sex is for slasher films. In zombie apocalypse films people who procreate aren't killed until after the baby is born provided they're killed at all.

And here's a portmanteau couple name for applet x Aaron x Username: aproname.

 

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Matt would be the first, because he would be too busy shipping strange couple and replying to everybody so he wouldn't notice the zombie.
then they would kill Username for reasons