Most Likely to Need a Swear Filter

Most Likely to Need a Swear Filter

  • Clara Oswald (Ami)

    Votes: 5 21.7%

  • Kiss Land (MOG)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Octo

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Prince Lex

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Rory Williams (Aaron)

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Rumpelstiltskin (Scott)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Shub-Niggurath (Mage)

    Votes: 14 60.9%

  • Wander

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • Total voters
    23
  • Poll closed .
Cthulhu

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
Fuck me, statistics! :monster:. I'll do the n00dz one:

Code: 
n00dz	userid	username
33	2	Cthulhu
17	546	Shub-Niggurath
17	9	Rory Williams
14	6815	Clara Oswald
8	184	Johanna Mason
5	800	Martha Jones
5	3867	Fangu
4	66	Shademp
3	1049	Ghost X
3	578	Alex Strife
3	104	Iron Man
2	4031	AvecAloes
2	3	XI
2	8929	Telcontar
2	97	Gabriel
2	214	Sprites
2	64	Amy Pond
1	1830	Octo
1	5734	Zap Rowsdower
1	57	Rose Tyler

Code: 
select count(*) AS n00dz, userid, username from post where (pagetext like '%noodz%' or pagetext like '%n00dz%' or pagetext like '%n0%0dz%' or pagetext like '%nudes%') and post.dateline>=1356998400 group by post.userid order by n00dz desc

n00dz?
 
Ami

Ami

Playing All The Stuff!
AKA
Amizon, Commander Shepard, Ellie, Rinoa Heartilly, Xena, Clara Oswald, Gamora, Lana Kane, Tifa Lockhart, Jodie Holmes, Chloe Price.
Fangu said:
Ami you need to get creative, 'fucking wanker' gets old :monster:
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Hardly can change when that needy cunt Carlie says it regularly. Dat ho.
 
Ⓐaron

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
Not at all surprised that I'm tied for second for the n00dz one, or that Yop is in first place. :monster:
 
D

Deleted member 546

Guest
Well, fuck. :monster:

I think we ought to celebrate these revelations with n00dz. :awesome:
 
The Twilight Mexican

The Twilight Mexican

Ex-SeeD-ingly good
AKA
TresDias
It amuses me that more than 1/4 of all my posts this year apparently contained a fucking swear and that I have the third highest overall count for posts containing swears for the year, yet no one nominated my potty mouth. =P

This one is obviously Mage's award, though.
 
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Geostigma

Geostigma

Pro Adventurer
AKA
gabe
Cthulhu said:
Fuck me, statistics! :monster:. I'll do the n00dz one:

Code: 
n00dz	userid	username
33	2	Cthulhu
17	546	Shub-Niggurath
17	9	Rory Williams
14	6815	Clara Oswald
8	184	Johanna Mason
5	800	Martha Jones
5	3867	Fangu
4	66	Shademp
3	1049	Ghost X
3	578	Alex Strife
3	104	Iron Man
2	4031	AvecAloes
2	3	XI
2	8929	Telcontar
2	97	Gabriel
2	214	Sprites
2	64	Amy Pond
1	1830	Octo
1	5734	Zap Rowsdower
1	57	Rose Tyler

Code: 
select count(*) AS n00dz, userid, username from post where (pagetext like '%noodz%' or pagetext like '%n00dz%' or pagetext like '%n0%0dz%' or pagetext like '%nudes%') and post.dateline>=1356998400 group by post.userid order by n00dz desc

n00dz?
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Ahh. Now i understand why i havent seen TLS noods yet.

I must say noods waay waaaay more :reptar:













noods.
 
Ⓐaron

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
Note that that query doesn't include "noods", just n00dz, noodz, nudes, and n000000000000000dz. :monster:
 
Kermitu Kleric Katie

Kermitu Kleric Katie

KULT OF KERMITU
Fucking n00dz man. I can't fucking belive I've only fucking said fucking n00dz once this year. What the fuck? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
 
Ⓐaron

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
Gotta fucking increase your fucking n00dz count man. If you don't fucking say n00dz you won't fucking have a fucking high fucking n00dz count. Fuck.
 
Carlie

Carlie

CltrAltDelicious
AKA
Chloe Frazer
Cthulhu said:
Fuck me, statistics! :monster:. I'll do the n00dz one:

Code: 
n00dz	userid	username
33	2	Cthulhu
17	546	Shub-Niggurath
17	9	Rory Williams
14	6815	Clara Oswald
8	184	Johanna Mason
5	800	Martha Jones
5	3867	Fangu
4	66	Shademp
3	1049	Ghost X
3	578	Alex Strife
3	104	Iron Man
2	4031	AvecAloes
2	3	XI
2	8929	Telcontar
2	97	Gabriel
2	214	Sprites
2	64	Amy Pond
1	1830	Octo
1	5734	Zap Rowsdower
1	57	Rose Tyler

Code: 
select count(*) AS n00dz, userid, username from post where (pagetext like '%noodz%' or pagetext like '%n00dz%' or pagetext like '%n0%0dz%' or pagetext like '%nudes%') and post.dateline>=1356998400 group by post.userid order by n00dz desc

n00dz?
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Ami's a newbie and she still managed to get fourth place and she's right on top of me, horny wanker. :wacky:
 
Ⓐaron

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
I think plenty of people would like to see Ami on top of you, if you catch my drift. :wackymonster:
 
Kermitu Kleric Katie

Kermitu Kleric Katie

KULT OF KERMITU
Gotta fucking increase that fucking n00dz count and fucking swear count. Fuck n00dz fuck n00dz fuck n00dz. Can I get a fucking reacalculation on my fucking n00dz and fucking swear counts please? Fuck n00dz fuck n00dz fuck n00dz. It's fucking gotta be way fucking higher now. Fuck n00dz fuck n00dz fuck n00dz.
 
Ⓐaron

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
AKA
The Man, V
Keep in mind that yop's query counts the number of posts with n00dz references, not the total number of n00dz references :monster:

p.s. fuck
 
D

Deleted member 546

Guest
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck. N00dz. N00dz involving fucking. Fucking involving n00dz. Ia!
 
Ami

Ami

Playing All The Stuff!
AKA
Amizon, Commander Shepard, Ellie, Rinoa Heartilly, Xena, Clara Oswald, Gamora, Lana Kane, Tifa Lockhart, Jodie Holmes, Chloe Price.
Carlie

Carlie

CltrAltDelicious
AKA
Chloe Frazer
Clara Oswald said:
How the shit am I only just seeing this now?

I'll go down on her all night, you can count on that. :monster:
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Even though I think the answer is easily Mage just for that comment I voted for you. Now I expect you to honor this claim every night. :awesome:
 
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