OUR GREAT LEADER JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE

[X-SOLDIER]

But really, it's friggin' awesome that you finally did the thing! Depending on what my situation is like when I relocate in 2019 I might end up attempting home ownership in Sweden soonish after I end up there, so it's always encouraging to know that those far more experienced than I can manage it.



(Also – those suggestions are all genius, Jason).





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[Cthulhu]

*clap clap* What's the first thing you're gonna do when you move in your new house, Yop?!

Well once I get the keys I'll first have a good look around, probably sit on the floor and space out for a while . Make a List of Shit that Needs Doing (probably mostly painting and installing lights), List of Furniture that Needs Purchasing, etc. Hopefully before that I'll have managed to offload some of the stuff I have in my current house; some cabinets that can stay, etc.

Once the actual move is done I'll probably repeat what I did when I moved into my current place - sleep in the place, spend the next morning on the toilet, catching up on a week of constipation, and just idk, do a cycle around the neighbourhood.

Also I could just name the whole house the Masturbatorium,

 

[Octo]

Yop, you need to consult us on every purchase. Basically I want to do some long distance interior design. LIVE FOR ME YOP

 

[Jason Tandro]

Also I could just name the whole house the Masturbatorium,

The Faptory
The Jack-a-teria
The House of Gusher
The Pornaterium

I got names for days bro. Cum one, cum all.

 

[Shademp]

Jason Tandro is the Sexy Mass of Puns we need, but not the one we deserve.

He's a punny comedian, a watchful commentator... THE JASON TANDRO.

 

[Octo]

Jason I want you to name my next business/pet/child

 

[Jason Tandro]

Jason I want you to name my next business/pet/child

Always happy to offer my stupidity for you all. Can't say much about anything else right now, but you should get a bird and name it Freybird.

 

[Cthulhu]

Yop, you need to consult us on every purchase. Basically I want to do some long distance interior design. LIVE FOR ME YOP

Aight, do I replace my ikea cabinets for something better or should I see if I can offload these to the landlady / next renter?

 

[Octo]

Well, what do they look like? Are they real wood? Do the doors hang off their hinges? Are there small mammals living inside them?

 

[Cthulhu]

Pale wood-like material, glass windowed doors that are still fine, no small mammals afaik. They're in good nick, it's just that they're kinda bolted to the walls because the floor is unstable

 

[Octo]

Oh Ikea want you to bolt everything to the walls, they don't want to get their asses sued when your kid gets crushed by a Billy bookcase.

Welp, if they're not real wood, and they're bolted in situ, then I'd be inclined to get something new. Ask the landlady if she wants to keep them -though she might say no and then you'd have to dispose of them yourself.