Questions for FF7 characters

[Pixel]

If you could ask any FF7 character a question, what would it be?

 

[BloodyCloud]

Cloud, was your hair always like that?

 

[Max Payne]

Sephiroth, did your father bad touch you?

 

[Joe]

Red XIII. How comes your not as awesome as you look?

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Aerith, why couldn't you just die and stay dead?

 

[Mirenheart]

Person in the Wallmarket restaurant, can i haz cheezburger? (I'm sorry 'bout that, buts that's the first thing that came to mind).

 

[Ghost X]

Tifa: How's your back?

 

[looneymoon]

Reeve: Honestly... what's with the creepy fascination with oversized children's carnival toys?

Tifa: Is Cloud really compensating for something? Also, where to buy clothes that aren't made for A-cup bitches?

Rude: Are you bald or do you shave?

Rufus: Would you lend me some money?

 

[Dark and Divine]

Cloud, do you want this pear?

[Cliché mode off]

 

[Makoeyes987]

Sephiroth, if you were serious about breaking Cloud and having him know true despair, why didn't you just have him read "Cloud Mows the Lawn?"

 

[Vossler]

I would ask Sephiroth if he would donate his hair to Locks of Love.

 

[Glaurung]

I would ask Vincent how he managed to not knocking everyone down when he came out of that coffin, after having spent thirty years without a shower.