RISHI IS A FINE FUCKIN LADY-The Rishi Club

[Alessa Gillespie]

yOU SHOULD NEVER DOUBT MY WISDOM, rISHI HUMAN, i AM ALL,SEEING, aND i ALSO HAVE IMPECCABLE TASTE }:3

YOU N33D TO R34D HOM3STUCK SO YOU C4N 4CTU4LLY DO 4T'S TYP1NG QU1RK PROP3RLY >:[

When you come back from the dead there's very little left to be afraid of

Bring it~!

YOU 4R3 BOTH GU1LTY OF CORRUPT1ON 4ND CUTT1NG 1N L1N3 TO R1SH1

4S SUCH YOU SH4LL BOTH

B3 HUNG W1THOUT M3RCY! >:]

 

[Super Mario]

I love it tight and dirty too...

 

[Ⓐaron]

YOU N33D TO R34D HOM3STUCK SO YOU C4N 4CTU4LLY DO 4T'S TYP1NG QU1RK PROP3RLY >:[



YOU 4R3 BOTH GU1LTY OF CORRUPT1ON 4ND CUTT1NG 1N L1N3 TO R1SH1

4S SUCH YOU SH4LL BOTH

Spoiler

B3 HUNG W1THOUT M3RCY! >:]

ehh, wouldn't be the first time I've died

 

[Ryushikaze]

So, who had first dibs on the clones again? The first batch is fresh out of the vats and I can't keep the Ur-gerbils from chomping down on them for long.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Btw, I don't wear a mask. I wear a viking helmet and I wield the Mjolnir. I'm also trying not to flaunt my GoDLike status, but...

Spoiler

 

[Super Mario]

Yeah we're pretty much on the higher scale :B

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

So, who had first dibs on the clones again? The first batch is fresh out of the vats and I can't keep the Ur-gerbils from chomping down on them for long.

ryu why are you assuming that clones would even have sex with you

Btw, I don't wear a mask. I wear a viking helmet and I wield the Mjolnir. I'm also trying not to flaunt my GoDLike status, but...

W3 F1GHT HORR1F1C B34STS W1TH TH3 POW3RS OF CTHULHU

4ND W3'R3 ONLY 6

Yeah we're pretty much on the higher scale :B

WHY DO YOU 4SSUM3 R1SH1 WOULD W4NT YOU 4NYW4YS? R1SH1 P1CKS WHO SH3 W4NTS

 

[Super Mario]

Because we're:


-Gods
-Rich People
-Tall and muscular soldiers
-We have good ale/wine/liquor
-We have some luxurious parties
-We also throw awesome parties from different parts of reality based on mythological beliefs
-We stopped Instrumentality
-We defeated the undefeatable...whatever it is we're fighting
-We broke alot of sweat but damn was it worth the effort
-We stopped The End of the World
-We have donuts

We basically have alot going in our plate really

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

4ND 1 4M

-PR3TTY HOT!
-PR3TTY FUNNY SOM3T1M3S
-FR3QU3NTLY T4LK1NG TO R1SH1
-4N 1RL B4D4SS
-1N POSS3SS1ON OF PR3TTY N1C3 BOOBS
-4LSO 1N POSS3SS1ON OF 4 PR3TTY N1C3 BUTT
-4 HUG3 F4N OF SNUGGL3S >:]
-4LSO GOOD FR13NDS W1TH W1NT3R 4ND Z33 SO THR33SOM3S?
-KNOW1NG TH4T G1RLS H4V3 B3TT3R THR33SOM3S TH4N GUYS 4NYW4YS
-4 PR3TTY COOL GUY. 3HS 1S TH3 STOR3 MOD3L 4ND DO3SN'T 4FR41D OF 4NYTH1NG

UNFORTUN4T3LY W3 PROB4BLY H4V3 3V3N MOR3 >:]

 

[Super Mario]

Why did I just feel we got anal'd?

 

[Hisako]

you people are idiots


RishixRishi is obviously way more hotter than any pairing you people are clamoring for

 

[Alex]

._. @ thread

 

[Hisako]

thanks for not caring in the Clubs section

 

[Alex]

¯\(°_O)/¯

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

 

[Hisako]

thanks for not caring blatantly spamming in the Clubs section

fix'd I guess

 

[Marle]

...

How u doin', baby?
:creepyweirdo:

 

[Ryushikaze]

ryu why are you assuming that clones would even have sex with you

Ma'am, I'm running a business here. A demand for clones was expressed, an order was made, I just need to hand the product and the invoice out. Sex doesn't factor into it. Only profit.

Brooke, your order is ready. Please come collect them.

 

[Madame Mayor]

Well, one's for me, and the rest are to be handed out. But only to people who have signed forms DAT-455 stating they will only use their clones for giving her many gifts and attention (but only the attention the Rishi clones want) and will give up your clone if you become too poor to be showering her with what she deserves.

If fact... no one here is rich enough to give Rishi what she deserves. Dun know what to do about the clones.

And how did Ryu get Rishi's dna anyways? LA NOIRE PEOPLE WE HAVE A CASE

 

[Hisako]

is anyone here actually remotely skilled at detecting tells anyway

 

[Joker]

I'm sort of licensed to be a detective if that counts

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

rishi marinated in nutella is in your room

what do you do

 

[Max Payne]

rishi marinated in nutella is in your room

what do you do

Lick her down

 

[CK]

rishi marinated in nutella is in your room

what do you do

i'd hit it.

 

[Super Mario]

Take a picture!