Sara and I are off to have gay New Year's in Scotland

[Lex]

Some anecdotes to your extreme pee story:

1. I still think you should have chapped and asked them to quickly let you pee, they probably would have

2. I've told so many people about the Londoners thinking the "T" was for Tesco when we saw that pub, and me immediately realising that if there was a T on a building it's for Tennents which means it's a pub. People are getting a really good laugh out of it

 

[Carlie]

You missed out the part where we pulled over at some of the only houses out in the middle of nowhere and genuinely considered breaking into them/knocking of their door and begging to use their facilities for at least a couple of minutes while you jiggled in your seat.

That was a funny but also tense time :mnonster:

I do in fact remember that, I thought with our luck we'd get arrested before I touched the toilet.

Some anecdotes to your extreme pee story:

1. I still think you should have chapped and asked them to quickly let you pee, they probably would have

But hey at least we got a funny story out it right?

That fucking picture of me asleep on the train is gonna haunt me harder than those ghosts we stumbled on in the middle of nowhere between Fort William and Inverness

There weren't any ghosts, ya'll just got scared when I pointed out the shadow of that deer that crossed in front of us. Scared of a deer, c'mon guys.

 

[CrashOuch]

Also scared of the ACTUAL GHOSTS LEX SAYS LIVE THERE EXCUSE ME FOR CORRECTLY BEING AFRAID OF REAL THINGS!

You're just salty cos I wasn't afraid of you very unsubtly touching me to try to freak me out

 

[Carlie]

Maybe I was doing it just to touch you, you don't know my game lady.

I bet it would've worked on Joe or Lex.

 

[ForceStealer]

Just pee in a bush, man

 

[Joe]

Picture this:

We're driving through the middle of nowhere. This is confirmed witchcraft territory. There are no streetlights, no other cars, no noise. Nothing.

SUDDENLY

Carlie: Did you guys see that?
All: No. What?

Carlie: A big shadow just went past the window.

....

Silence...

...

Lex: I think the car is running out of petrol

...

*FFVIII SUCCESSION OF WITCHES plays over the car speaker*

Everybody proceeds to freak the fuck out.




This post brought to you by the 'i can't believe we didn't die' gang.

 

[CrashOuch]

It wasn't even a proper road! There were just trees and a huge dark nothing down one side that might have been a loch. It was creepy. We were right to be creeped.

And yes next time try Joe and Lex they're one thousand per cent bigger chickens than me probably

 

[Makoeyes987]

Wow, sounds like you all had an incredible time! Congrats and happy belated New Years'

 

[Carlie]

Picture this:

We're driving through the middle of nowhere. This is confirmed witchcraft territory. There are no streetlights, no other cars, no noise. Nothing.

SUDDENLY

Carlie: Did you guys see that?
All: No. What?

Carlie: A big shadow just went past the window.

....

Silence...

...

Lex: I think the car is running out of petrol

...

*FFVIII SUCCESSION OF WITCHES plays over the car speaker*

Everybody proceeds to freak the fuck out.




This post brought to you by the 'i can't believe we didn't die' gang.

Excuse me I was fine, I don't know the soundtrack of VIII and I told you guys the shadow was hopping, it was very clearly a deer.

Wow, sounds like you all had an incredible time! Congrats and happy belated New Years'

Thanks dude, happy New Year's!

 

[CrashOuch]

Except you didn't use the words 'very clearly hopping' you said something creepy and ambiguous like 'it was bouncing around' or IDK I'M MAKING YOU SOUND RIGHT BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY CREEPY!

Thanks Mako! We had a lot of fun!

 

[Cthulhu]

Reminds me of what I think was a dog flashing along the side of the road when Mage and I were driving over a very dark, narrow and hilly road

 

[CrashOuch]

Was it a black dog? Cos I've read that story and it didn't end well for any of the characters hahaha

 

[Cthulhu]

Was it a black dog? Cos I've read that story and it didn't end well for any of the characters hahaha

A white furry one actually... I think, because I / we only saw it for like .2 seconds

 

[CrashOuch]

Oh well that's lucky you're probably safe then!

 

[Lex]

Excuse me I was fine, I don't know the soundtrack of VIII and I told you guys the shadow was hopping, it was very clearly a deer.



Thanks dude, happy New Year's!

Except you didn't use the words 'very clearly hopping' you said something creepy and ambiguous like 'it was bouncing around' or IDK I'M MAKING YOU SOUND RIGHT BUT IT WAS DEFINITELY CREEPY!

Thanks Mako! We had a lot of fun!

She actually said "omg there's a shadow coming toward us" and she was creeped right the fuck out, don't let her cavalier attitude fool anyone

 

[CrashOuch]

LEX IS RIGHT! YOU MADE IT CREEPY CARLIE!

 

[Deleted member 546]

What was scarier though, creepy bouncing shadow or 95mph in a hire van?

 

[CrashOuch]

I personally felt ultra safe both times but that doesn't mean there aren't ghosts latched onto me now hahaha

 

[Deleted member 546]

Weren't you keeping tally of 'times Mage nearly killed us all'?

 

[CrashOuch]

Possibly? But only for matters of lighthearted humour I'm sure probably?

 

[Deleted member 546]

DIDN'T SOUND LIGHT-HEARTED FROM THE DRIVING SEAT.

 

[Cthulhu]

I'll have you know I was mildly shitting bricks and my own driving style was a lot less patient for people driving in the wrong lane for a while after that

 

[CrashOuch]

YOP SAID IT NOT ME IT WAS HIM IT WAS ALL HIM

 

[Roger]

Some bricks were shat on my end as well, I'll cop to it.

 

[Joe]

I remember the drive back being better?